Steal faendals girl and invite him to the wedding, get through a dungeon with ONLY sparks, get a high bounty in every major city, start a quest were a city is attacked and leave the city without helping.

Find and adopt a child, ‘kill’ a jarl (I know you can’t really kill them but whatever) and avoid facing consequences for your actions, get a full foot’s worth of giants toes, do the cabbage sacrament and summon the chef.

Wahoo clown