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Not him who punched the horse.
Lifestyle update: Got a new ‘cheap’ pot in an effort to organise my calligraphy tools. #NUFC
April 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Out with 7 others that have all called it horrific.
8/10

£4.95 a half
December 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Judge away.
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
SANDRO OLE OLE OLE..

🥲
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 PM
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Happy weekend. Whatever Portuguese is for ‘fuck me this Sagres is gassy’.
November 29, 2024 at 3:28 PM
One half-step off the revolving dance floor, ‘The Boat’ Newcastle Quayside (2000).
November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Off and #running.
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
November 23, 2024 at 12:33 PM
28 years ago today.
The most stupid man you’ll ever see punches a Newcastle player. #NUFC
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Howay man Twitter..
November 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
November 18, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Important task. A week of planning a mini pub crawl before the match next Monday.. #NUFC
November 18, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Italy have picked Tottenham’s Vicario in goal tonight vs France.
November 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
17th November 1991.
Liam o’Brien’s other goal at Roker. #NUFC

Two big things of note here.
1) The days of goalkeepers being able to pick up the backpass.
2) The Policeman.
November 17, 2024 at 9:44 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
It’s a gift.
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM
*Fires distress flare*
November 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Cheeseburger and Coca-Cola from a glass bottle here. Had one in each hand and realised the situation I’d found myself in.
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Still listing teams by number, I see.. #amf

Wilson still out.
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
You can tell a transfer window is nearing. This Lee Clark saga has taken another twist. #NUFC
November 14, 2024 at 1:58 PM
November 13, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It’s all kicking off at the club. It’s that Wimbledon away curse again. #NUFC
November 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM