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BANGING A GONG RN
"America has been getting ripped off by every country on the planet."

Right, and that's exactly why we have an untouchable GDP and constantly terrorize nations into meeting our demands?
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
*cough*ANDREWJACKSON*cough*
February 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My thirst-trap addled instagram algorithm will do this hilarious thing now and then, where it shows a woman dancing REAL SEXY LIKE and ofc I click on her profile and her bio says CHRIST FIRST. 😂 girl what is you doing
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
COMING DECEMBER 30TH:

THERAPY
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I have a date with a new therapist in two weeks. I hope I can make her laugh 🫠
December 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Hot take but corridos just remind me of ska but worse
December 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
You ever think about calling a su!cide hotline and asking the operator how it's going
December 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
So I'm pretty recently single and the number one thing that has changed is that I have taken responsibility for my own happiness and I'm also a lot hotter than I ever thought I was.

Like this if you enjoy spaghetti!
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
William Onyeabor songs playing in the dead quiet bar is my kink
December 2, 2024 at 2:53 AM
PAWG
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I gotta step up my game
do you think the cookie monster eats pussy like that too or
December 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Soccer is so interesting because it took the dumbest objective imaginable and convinced the entire world it's not the most boring thing on the planet.
December 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Really makes you think,

"Nothing brings me joy"
December 1, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I've been yearning my whole life, but the second I get what I yearn for, I'm like a junkie.

Like imagine craving heroin years before it hits your bloodstream.
December 1, 2024 at 12:43 AM
You ever see someone use one of those mini lint rollers?

Disgusting.
November 28, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Do you want unmoderated Nazi propaganda or to hang out with Liberal Scolds?

Hilariously, someone tried to tell me that Bernie hates gay people.

😂 welcome to liberal Twitter

Love,
a casual socialist
November 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Yeah I'm into PHO
Pretending to enjoy
Her slam poetry
Oh, she's right behind me?
Do yall like PHO?
November 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Democratic Socialists? You guys gotta start filling seats on city councils, state houses and, YES, Washington D.C.. People love Bernie, just follow his model
it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Three Nerd Horror t-shirt winners will be announced Tuesday November 19 at 12 PM PST. 4 color combos and 2 different fits to choose from, S-5XL.
November 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Dead Naming TWITTER is still being an ally to the LGBTQ community
November 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
November 17, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I don't know what a crumpet is, but I do know that it sounds like the tastiest thing on the planet. I imagine it's like a red lobster cheddar biscuit but with a honey drizzle
November 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
@horrormakesushappy.bsky.social did you know I'm writing my first horror novel? You're like... inside of me.
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Happy to join yet another doomed from the start platform on which to watch the continued and unstoppable deterioration of America!
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM