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"The Cock" Roach
@nuclearroach.bsky.social
Lorenzo Roach 🪳 The most interesting uninteresting man you'll ever meet. Now available in Butterfly flavor!

Dead Server Discord: https://discord.gg/e7N9wMNbNJ
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New app, new audience to "captivate." Let's do a #promosky

◇ Gym rat
◇ Comedy
◇ NBA (Go Kings!)
◇ MLB
◇ Video games (PC)
◇ Nintendo
◇ Skyrim/Fallout
◇ Balatro 🃏
◇ D&D
◇ Music
◇ Vinyl records
◇ Grunge
◇ Post Hardcore
◇ Rap/Hip-Hop
◇ Movies
◇ The Sopranos
◇ LoTR
◇ Tarantino
◇ Cartoons & animation
The itch to pull the trigger on a whole new PC rig grows more with each passing day...
February 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
At last, I bestow upon thee, my very own personal beam (aka my fireplace)
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Take ✌️
I got something special to share if the King's win tonight
February 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Blue balled by the Kangz 🗿
February 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I got something special to share if the King's win tonight
February 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
POV: You're a button and I'm going to push you
February 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Some of you have not yet acquired a taste for free-form jazz, and it shows
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Actively avoiding all the Fox tribute videos the past day and a half for fear that I will feel something
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Rolling Stones and The Beatles winning Grammys in 2025 tells you a lot about the current state of the rock genre
February 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
sup shawty, can I buy you a carton of eggs? 🥚😏
January 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Wait a minute, how we put all this effort in making a new app from Twitter and not add the feature users have been wanting since forever, the edit post button?
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
De'Aaron Fox in anything other than a King's jersey just won't sit right with me
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by "The Cock" Roach
Players to record 20+ PTS/20+ REB/10+ AST on 80+ FG% 🤯

🇺🇸 Wilt Chamberlain - 5
🇱🇹 Domantas Sabonis - 1
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I'm breaking wind
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Mah boi, Balatro is the kind of game that all good game devs strive for!
January 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They raised the price of the build your own cravings box at the Taco Bell near me
January 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Who want their 19 inches of Venom?
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes it takes overcoming some adversity to end the week with good vibes
January 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Home security? Yeah, these fucken hands buddy *pops Iron Fist ult*
January 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yooo! This thing is straight gas!
January 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mfw no Malik Monk tonight
January 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Im alphabetizing my records. Where we thinking tupac/2pac should land? Spelled out with the Ts? Or at the beginning because of numbers?
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Zero is my hero
Malik Monk leads a total team win for Sacramento:

DeRozan: 29 pts (4/7 3PT)
Fox: 21 pts, 5 asts
Sabonis: 17 pts, 10 rebs
Lyles: 16 pts (4/4 3PT)
Ellis: 13 pts, 3 stls, 1 blk
January 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Trey Lyles might've just earned his jersey in my collection
January 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All eyes on the rook tonight 👁 friar
Devin Carter (2024 13th pick) is set to make his NBA debut tonight.

He's facing the Grizzlies where his dad Anthony is an assistant coach. What a moment for the two.
January 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM