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Well... it is right there in their new (unofficial) logo...
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
About those lifeboats...
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Not here on the edge of the Pacific...
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Also... NHL up the count just to spite you. Nucks final tally was 15. 😜
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
June 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No worries. Sportynet still got this

#AbbyCanucks #Canucks
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's decided then. Thanks sportynet.

#AbbyCanucks #Canucks
June 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We've been kinda silent recently... we're a #Canucks fan blog after all.

And yet... we're predicting the winner between teams we didn't like last year and still don't this year.

This isn't the timeline we paid for with our hard-earned cynicism...

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June 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Live from the staged floor of staged NHL lotto. 😁

Go #Canucks!
May 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How about that 1st round where the #Canucks won!

Oh... right... That was last season. Fine. Moving on.

Our disinterested predictions for Round 2 could be as accurate as our 1st round mispredictions.

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May 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Finally. Some (good?) #Canucks news!

After far too much energy spent watching other teams beat their brains out trying to claim the Fake Cup, we get some proper Nucks hysteria.

Kent elaborates on the Taco not resigning factual rumours.

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April 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do #Canucks fans need another SCP prediction post?

No, we don't. But at NM, we try to stay relevant during another long dark spring/summer Nucks drought.

Kent, Westy and Jimmi spin the means-nothing-to-us playoff gravitron. Enjoy!

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April 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#Canucks get one more loss in the ROG to finish this lost season.

No worries, NM recap #82 has all the tarnished silver linings dulled down to a single one. Or none.

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Enjoy the Off Season! Likely not as much as Ka-Ching Suter, but oh well...
April 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
#Canucks play one more game in the ROG. Good time to move on from this lost season.

Kent says goodbye to the angst and misery and probably Brock as well.

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April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#Canucks blowout Sharkies 2-1 in the ROG! In OT!

How can winning by a single goal in OT be a blowout???

Jimmi explains all that and less in the NM recap.

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April 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
#Canucks are playing their pent-up-ultimate home game on a Monday. Typical.

Westy offers a primer on the blame game in the NM Preview. That's thoughtful.

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April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
#Canucks help Cowtown for 40 minutes. That was enough.

More importantly, Nucks pick up another vital loser point. And we fans get even more pissed at NHL beer league officiating.

Seems fitting. Or not.

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April 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
#Canucks start last home stand of the season with a chance for some payback.

Kent says we'll feel better when Nucks beat the Wild and Cowtown takes their wildcard spot... which was our spot... hmmm...

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April 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#Canucks defeat the Avs 4-1 and steal their playoff spot.

Seems fair to us. And we've taken a vote - nay a league binding poll.

It's all there in made-up legalize of the NM recap.

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April 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It's over. This #Canucks lost season will soon be lost in a long list of lost seasons too long to list.

Kent girds our loins, armours our couch bellies with soothing words of spent disappointment.

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April 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
As expected, #Canucks were losing this game, just fine. Down 5-2 with 3 minutes to go.

Then our No-Quit Nucks scored 3 goals in the last minute to tie! And WIN it in OT!!!

Check the NM recap, now with shock and what-the-hey-happened.

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April 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
#Canucks play one of their last road games of the season. A benefit of missing the playoffs, no more annoying dinner time game starts.

Westy has more benefits for us in the NM Preview/Game Thread. Savour the moment!

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April 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#Canucks lose a close game in the ROG vs the best in the division. That's not so bad.

Except...last season the Nucks were the best in the division. That hurts a bit.

Oh well, can the NM recap will cheer you up? Unlikely.

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April 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Last night's tilt was a fun footnote for the #Canucks season.

Kent is not so fun-filled about tonight's tussle with the Nighties.

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April 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#Canucks atone for getting blown out last game with a 6-2 blowout win of their own.

Inconsistency is its own reward. Sometimes.

NM recap that's fun? Could be.

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April 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM