@nucenturymod.bsky.social
Professional Communication Strategist
Data Architect
Artist
On a mission to break the algorithm.
Data Architect
Artist
On a mission to break the algorithm.
I hate apple watches. They don't work. Can you all stop talking into your wrist like this is a 90s spy movie?
August 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hate apple watches. They don't work. Can you all stop talking into your wrist like this is a 90s spy movie?
One day 🍊 will die. And then Melania will sell her story to Netflix and that's how we'll learn about the Epstein Files.
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One day 🍊 will die. And then Melania will sell her story to Netflix and that's how we'll learn about the Epstein Files.
No matter how funny Gavin Newsom's staff writers are, remember he has a very punchable face.
August 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No matter how funny Gavin Newsom's staff writers are, remember he has a very punchable face.
Stop Boycotting.
Buy less.
High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money.
Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet.
That will hurt big business.
Buy less.
High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money.
Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet.
That will hurt big business.
August 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Stop Boycotting.
Buy less.
High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money.
Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet.
That will hurt big business.
Buy less.
High interest rates are actually an opportunity for us to SAVE money.
Stopping over consumption is good for the earth and your wallet.
That will hurt big business.
Bruh, WTH.
It was weird, then it got weirder.
Follower: Take my Twitter account.
Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it.
Follower: *Block*
🙄
It was weird, then it got weirder.
Follower: Take my Twitter account.
Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it.
Follower: *Block*
🙄
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bruh, WTH.
It was weird, then it got weirder.
Follower: Take my Twitter account.
Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it.
Follower: *Block*
🙄
It was weird, then it got weirder.
Follower: Take my Twitter account.
Me: uhm Why? No? You should keep it.
Follower: *Block*
🙄
VRBO/Airbnb is wild. Let me pay 3x the price of a hotel to sit your grand parents floral couch from the 80s.
August 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
VRBO/Airbnb is wild. Let me pay 3x the price of a hotel to sit your grand parents floral couch from the 80s.
When I was a kid, I asked my mom how old she was. She said 34.
Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34.
Well today my mouth was faster than my brain.
Should have seen the doctor's face...😅
Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34.
Well today my mouth was faster than my brain.
Should have seen the doctor's face...😅
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
When I was a kid, I asked my mom how old she was. She said 34.
Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34.
Well today my mouth was faster than my brain.
Should have seen the doctor's face...😅
Whenever someone asked me how old my mom is, my instinct is to say 34.
Well today my mouth was faster than my brain.
Should have seen the doctor's face...😅
The silver lining to this dumpster fire is being mad at men has stopped me from seeking their validation.
I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt.
My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.
I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt.
My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The silver lining to this dumpster fire is being mad at men has stopped me from seeking their validation.
I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt.
My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.
I'm not eating because a man is hungry, drinking because he's bored, sacrificing sleep for the gym, or wearing underwear that crawl up my butt.
My skin is clear, I'm 25# lighter.
I rescued a caterpillar today.
August 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I rescued a caterpillar today.
If anyone has actually organized their life please help me.
July 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If anyone has actually organized their life please help me.
On Monday I was having an allergy attack from bug bites.
There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down.
Now my toilet has exploded.
Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is?
Am I just failing as a person?
There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down.
Now my toilet has exploded.
Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is?
Am I just failing as a person?
July 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On Monday I was having an allergy attack from bug bites.
There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down.
Now my toilet has exploded.
Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is?
Am I just failing as a person?
There was a mega storm early Tuesday morning and 2 of my trees came down.
Now my toilet has exploded.
Is being an adult just hopping from one crisis to the next and lying about how bad it is?
Am I just failing as a person?
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July 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
15 yrs ago I was on a first name basis with the vocalist for a D-List band; famous for his 2020 meltdown that got him cancelled.
Now he's back, my top friend suggestion, engaged to a 22yo identical to his 2 ex-wives.
Like his homophobic, racist rant never happened. ✨
Now he's back, my top friend suggestion, engaged to a 22yo identical to his 2 ex-wives.
Like his homophobic, racist rant never happened. ✨
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
Alt: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
15 yrs ago I was on a first name basis with the vocalist for a D-List band; famous for his 2020 meltdown that got him cancelled.
Now he's back, my top friend suggestion, engaged to a 22yo identical to his 2 ex-wives.
Like his homophobic, racist rant never happened. ✨
Now he's back, my top friend suggestion, engaged to a 22yo identical to his 2 ex-wives.
Like his homophobic, racist rant never happened. ✨
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Our Daughters are not for you to experiment on and then decide whether or not you like how cruelty make you feel.
July 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Our Daughters are not for you to experiment on and then decide whether or not you like how cruelty make you feel.
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This is so important. Rap3 is the only crime where victims aren’t believed and the rap*st isn’t labeled as such but they refer to the victim as the “accuser.”
July 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is so important. Rap3 is the only crime where victims aren’t believed and the rap*st isn’t labeled as such but they refer to the victim as the “accuser.”
I really want to poke Kristi Noem's face and see if it moves like floam.
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I really want to poke Kristi Noem's face and see if it moves like floam.
A misogynist in his compensating for something truck chased me for driving the speed limit.
He tailgated me for 20 min in a passing zone. I didn't cut him off or try to block him.
He swerved at me. I floored it.
He almost hit 2 cars & rolled his truck chasing me through a traffic circle.
He tailgated me for 20 min in a passing zone. I didn't cut him off or try to block him.
He swerved at me. I floored it.
He almost hit 2 cars & rolled his truck chasing me through a traffic circle.
July 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A misogynist in his compensating for something truck chased me for driving the speed limit.
He tailgated me for 20 min in a passing zone. I didn't cut him off or try to block him.
He swerved at me. I floored it.
He almost hit 2 cars & rolled his truck chasing me through a traffic circle.
He tailgated me for 20 min in a passing zone. I didn't cut him off or try to block him.
He swerved at me. I floored it.
He almost hit 2 cars & rolled his truck chasing me through a traffic circle.
I thought Republicans would melt if they wore a mask, but well well look at these ICE dickwads.
a cartoon of a man with the words i 'm melting
Alt: The wicked witch with the words i'm melting.
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I thought Republicans would melt if they wore a mask, but well well look at these ICE dickwads.
17 yo me ate a piece of rum cake on a camping trip.
Someone told my Dad, I was getting drunk...like I was doing shots.
I tried to explain the alcohol cooked off, my Dad said I lying, making excuses because I got caught. He punished and mocked me all week.
This year feels the same.
Someone told my Dad, I was getting drunk...like I was doing shots.
I tried to explain the alcohol cooked off, my Dad said I lying, making excuses because I got caught. He punished and mocked me all week.
This year feels the same.
July 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
17 yo me ate a piece of rum cake on a camping trip.
Someone told my Dad, I was getting drunk...like I was doing shots.
I tried to explain the alcohol cooked off, my Dad said I lying, making excuses because I got caught. He punished and mocked me all week.
This year feels the same.
Someone told my Dad, I was getting drunk...like I was doing shots.
I tried to explain the alcohol cooked off, my Dad said I lying, making excuses because I got caught. He punished and mocked me all week.
This year feels the same.
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Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
July 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
My heart might be bleeding, but at least I have one.
Can't say the same for other people...
Can't say the same for other people...
July 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My heart might be bleeding, but at least I have one.
Can't say the same for other people...
Can't say the same for other people...
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Medical debt shouldn’t ever be a thing in a developed country. No other Western industrialized nation has it.
July 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Medical debt shouldn’t ever be a thing in a developed country. No other Western industrialized nation has it.
The whole protest by not going to work thing really throws me.
I'd get fired, my house would be foreclosed and purchased by Blackrock. I wouldn't be able to afford the ethical version of all the brands we're boycotting.
Going to work is the most punk rock thing I can do at this point.
I'd get fired, my house would be foreclosed and purchased by Blackrock. I wouldn't be able to afford the ethical version of all the brands we're boycotting.
Going to work is the most punk rock thing I can do at this point.
July 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The whole protest by not going to work thing really throws me.
I'd get fired, my house would be foreclosed and purchased by Blackrock. I wouldn't be able to afford the ethical version of all the brands we're boycotting.
Going to work is the most punk rock thing I can do at this point.
I'd get fired, my house would be foreclosed and purchased by Blackrock. I wouldn't be able to afford the ethical version of all the brands we're boycotting.
Going to work is the most punk rock thing I can do at this point.