Having your mugshot as a tinder pic is crazy work

I wish there was a super dislike on tinder. I want them to know I hate their profile without matching

Fine ill say it! Sentimental man is one of my fav songs in the musical

It’s so fun to have a true, genuine folk hero emerge in 2024. A mysterious stranger whose action represents the frustrations, hopes, and dreams of the people. I hope we never learn anything more about him.

Accidentally touched my dick after cutting up a buuunch of Hungarian peppers 😮‍💨

Delivery drivers should be required to wear a tracker I need to know where my package is

It’s been a while since I’ve been on here but since I’m getting off Twitter might as well dive in

Happy hump day! Whose face am I going to sit on?

I’m Shel! Live up in west Michigan. But I like to get around 😏

Hopefully this works out better than Twitter 😅