the baby shower crown is bright, and plastic. the adult ones are heavier, stainless steel, and black rubber. they still promise “no more tears”, but a different principle is at work.
you put one on to forget a heartbreak, or just when work gets a bit too much.

the objective of Derrota is to lose the game. there are no cards, pieces, or rules. the principle is easy to grasp, it requires no technique except iteration. starting positions obviously don’t matter. if you start off winning, you have already lost, which is, obviously, the winning condition, etc.

bath bombs. bath missiles. bath land mines.
bath salts. bath acids. bath nerve agents.

gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic asshole. really unpleasant to be around

“when archaeologists in 1000 years dig them up” no. most skeletons will decompose within 25 years unless you’re in a desert. which is why we’re proud to announce fossilization as a service (FaaS). in this slide deck, i will

her: i want to live life. i want to see an aurora. i want to write a country song.

me [helpfully]: its technically called an anthem. most countries have one already