nixon TICONDEROGA®
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straight pencil crooked president
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Would depend on the swimm8ng pool production rate, but uses measured in gallons <<< uses measured in acre feet.
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Would depend on the swimm8ng pool production rate, but uses measured in gallons <<< uses measured in acre feet.
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Is he the brother of the Academy-award-winning actress?
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Is he the brother of the Academy-award-winning actress?
As if there isn't massive room for improvement in that paragraph?
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As if there isn't massive room for improvement in that paragraph?
The 2 times he had tech nerds as clients, it didn’t work out.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The 2 times he had tech nerds as clients, it didn’t work out.
Then it better be MIT, because none of his others deserve such opprobrium.
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Then it better be MIT, because none of his others deserve such opprobrium.
If it's in Seattle, I completely agree with you, and I worked on it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If it's in Seattle, I completely agree with you, and I worked on it.
I blame her teachers, who apparently accepted this kind of drivel instead of encouraging a different career path.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I blame her teachers, who apparently accepted this kind of drivel instead of encouraging a different career path.
Just add 2 more k's
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just add 2 more k's
Carve this into a tablet so future archaeologists will know your wisdom.
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Carve this into a tablet so future archaeologists will know your wisdom.
I am!!
A half teaspoon per egg slows down the cooking and widens the window where you can take them off the heat just before they're perfectly done.
A half teaspoon per egg slows down the cooking and widens the window where you can take them off the heat just before they're perfectly done.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I am!!
A half teaspoon per egg slows down the cooking and widens the window where you can take them off the heat just before they're perfectly done.
A half teaspoon per egg slows down the cooking and widens the window where you can take them off the heat just before they're perfectly done.
Gonna be hard to get reservations at the Ahwahnee
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Gonna be hard to get reservations at the Ahwahnee
needs more patina
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
needs more patina
I have signed a bill to clean my room, bowing to family pressure.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have signed a bill to clean my room, bowing to family pressure.
How can He not? If He isn't considering whether or not to smite those fuckers daily, He's ignoring all of the rules He Himself wrote.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How can He not? If He isn't considering whether or not to smite those fuckers daily, He's ignoring all of the rules He Himself wrote.
Wait until he discovers Malcolm Gladwell's oeuvre.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wait until he discovers Malcolm Gladwell's oeuvre.
Fire insurance premiums should be payed by people who actually use thd fire department. I've never once called them and still get billed every month.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fire insurance premiums should be payed by people who actually use thd fire department. I've never once called them and still get billed every month.