“Someone left a note on my door and I called Ring and they said turn up my motion sensitivity”
YOU CALLED THE INTERNET IN THE YEAR 2024?!

“Slithering snake outside my ring video doorbell”
HMM OK THIS IS LEGIT, BUT JUST CALL IT A RING YOU OLD TIMER
“Whose ready for spooky season?” with a Jack Russel Terrier photo
GRAMMAR POLICE ASIDE A JRT IS THE LEAST SPOOKY OF ALL THE DOGS AND WE’RE AT THE END OF NOV

“Suspicious person who went through the roundabout three times”
THAT WAS ME AS A TEENAGER AND ALSO NOW AS A 41 YEAR OLD
“Strange cat meowing outside my house”
THAT’S JUST A CAT DOING CAT THINGS
“What is this sound”
WHY DID YOU UPLOAD A VIDEO WITH NO SOUND, HOW AM I TO HELP YOU HERE?