Noah Stambovsky
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Noah Stambovsky
@nstambovsky.bsky.social
📍Vermont
- Attempted Comedy
- Anecdotal Philosophy
SAAS Marketing: @touchpoints.bsky.social
History Memes:
@homeric-oddities.bsky.social
More from Me:
www.noahstambovsky.com
Cat people know.
February 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Get your holiday shirts while supplies last.
December 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Your Homepage Should Make What You Do Clear

I think this goes without saying at this point, but your homepage should be clear about what you do.
December 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
You signed the waiver
December 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Proof that it’s all a psy op:
The names

Luigi Mangione and Freddie Leatherbury?

CIA is getting lazy
December 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM
In what experts are calling "a spectacular misunderstanding of modern fitness marketing," local resident Greg Thompson took a new “Get Shredded” workout plan literally—and to the kitchen.
December 3, 2024 at 1:40 AM
In a heartbreaking case of retail therapy gone too far, local woman Kelly Harper has reportedly spent over $500 on Yankee Candles in an effort to “heal her spirit” instead of seeking professional help.
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
A decade-long struggle: Local resident's futile attempts to fold fitted sheet spark sympathy from community members.
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
It seems GreenPeace finally found a use for the 10,000 hair clippers that were donated in 2018
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
A cautionary tale for all of us.

Don't let Q4 goals make you desperate.

That's how mistakes happen.
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Inspiring : Every Morning, This 35-Year-Old Dad Asks The McDonald’s App If It’s Proud Of Him. And Every Morning, It Whispers ‘Yes.’
November 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Coming soon to all Zune and BlackBerry devices
November 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM