If capitalism is so great why does the toilet paper at every job I've ever had feel like sandy tissue paper

There's a guy at my kids' therapist office who keeps laughing at something on his computer and if he doesn't stop I think I might slap him in the face

Is there a more triggering sound than the Microsoft Outlook email notification?

Did you know? The average American 10yo says BRUH 173,363,248,999,946 times a day. Follow me for more fun facts!

Me: The news has me in a constant state of worry. What am I supposed to do with everything I am feeling right now???
My therapist: *blows out an exhausted puff of air* I don't know but if you figure it out please tell me

New platform, new campaign for @dave-bautista.bsky.social to read my wholesome, action-packed romcom/bromcom written especially for him! Centered around a strong, independent leading lady, an adorable Filipino family and the brother’s drag family.

What more can you ask for in a comedy?

Can I stave off existential dread about the fucked up state of things but buying another camera or no

I un-installed FB this week and I gotta say not only do I not miss it, but I feel so much better mentally and spiritually. I think I may just give my account to the shifting sands of time for digital paleontologists to uncover one day.

Trying to avoid saying anything stupid at this football party like "who is the musical guest and when is halftime?"

Last night in ATL comedy…#improv #atlantacomedy

First improv show of 2025! Au Guys and Blackstar 🎉

Hello friends 👋🏻