ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version
@nsfwzeplander.bsky.social
Haha OSHA violations.
Get it? Not Safe For Work?
Anyway, alt goofy account of
@zeplander.bsky.social
Get it? Not Safe For Work?
Anyway, alt goofy account of
@zeplander.bsky.social
Can't drink all day if you don't start drinking in the morning
Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work
Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can't drink all day if you don't start drinking in the morning
Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work
Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work
HECK, I haven't done an OSHA violation in a while
Am I finally safe for work?
Am I finally safe for work?
July 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
HECK, I haven't done an OSHA violation in a while
Am I finally safe for work?
Am I finally safe for work?
Thanksgiving is upon us! Oops, I forgot to tie my hair back before cooking!
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Thanksgiving is upon us! Oops, I forgot to tie my hair back before cooking!
Another day, another table flying around and hitting me.
November 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Another day, another table flying around and hitting me.
Happy Halloween! Who wants floor candy? I'm sure it's safe to eat!
October 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Happy Halloween! Who wants floor candy? I'm sure it's safe to eat!
Caution, wet floor? More like HAVE FUN, WET FLOOR!
October 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Caution, wet floor? More like HAVE FUN, WET FLOOR!
Some days I wonder, how many other folks out there made a goofy NSFW account like I did.
October 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Some days I wonder, how many other folks out there made a goofy NSFW account like I did.
Uh oh, I didn't call in and have skipped 8 days of NSFW posts. That's gotta be a bad OSHA violation.
October 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Uh oh, I didn't call in and have skipped 8 days of NSFW posts. That's gotta be a bad OSHA violation.
Oops, my raw meats are touching. Don't tell OSHA.
October 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Oops, my raw meats are touching. Don't tell OSHA.
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October 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Is pocket spaghetti safe for work?
October 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Is pocket spaghetti safe for work?
Okay, so you can coat a dish in pasta sauce and that's safe, but covering a floor in pasta sauce and "forgetting" to put up a slippery sign? That's unsafe? BUT DISHES ARE JUST FLOORS FOR FOOD!
October 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Okay, so you can coat a dish in pasta sauce and that's safe, but covering a floor in pasta sauce and "forgetting" to put up a slippery sign? That's unsafe? BUT DISHES ARE JUST FLOORS FOR FOOD!
I don't NEED two ladders welded together to make a super ladder, but what if I could reach super high up with two ladders welded together?
October 4, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I don't NEED two ladders welded together to make a super ladder, but what if I could reach super high up with two ladders welded together?
brb waxing and mopping a floor inside a store to make a gigantic slip 'n' slide
October 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
brb waxing and mopping a floor inside a store to make a gigantic slip 'n' slide
Did you know they sell these on Amazon? I'm about to get me a cool new skateboard and do some sick tricks!
September 30, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Did you know they sell these on Amazon? I'm about to get me a cool new skateboard and do some sick tricks!
I'm not forklift certified, but does anyone want to do some forklift racing?
September 27, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I'm not forklift certified, but does anyone want to do some forklift racing?