Sol'kanar for sure. I mean just look at the dude. He's all about him, and of course he's going to tout himself as what every man should try and be. There's black in that mana cost for a reason. His first guest is the Stangg twin, who overcompensates for feeling overshadowed by his brother.

I often find myself, as I listen to music, thinking "What would Weird Al do with this one?"

I've seen him in concert twice, easily the best live performances I've ever seen.

I feel like enchantment or artifact is the way to go with Umori. Both offer creatures and ways to at least do sorcery-like stuff (occasionally even things at instant speed-ish).