Oil. Someone is probably telling him it will bring leverage against the Saudis and a huge bribe to keep Venezuelan oil off the market.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oil. Someone is probably telling him it will bring leverage against the Saudis and a huge bribe to keep Venezuelan oil off the market.
1 senior citizen and 1 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
1 senior citizen and 1 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Time to trade in my canned whipped cream investments and put all my money into Soda Stream. I can't wait till people start stealing CO2 canisters from convenience stores instead of the ATMs and cash registers.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Time to trade in my canned whipped cream investments and put all my money into Soda Stream. I can't wait till people start stealing CO2 canisters from convenience stores instead of the ATMs and cash registers.
I can't fit my head far enough up my ass to see or understand their viewpoint.
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can't fit my head far enough up my ass to see or understand their viewpoint.
60s Batman punched first and asked questions later. Underdog was on amphetamines.
September 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
60s Batman punched first and asked questions later. Underdog was on amphetamines.
Can't have flu/cold symptoms if you're coughing up shit due to the cigarettes.
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can't have flu/cold symptoms if you're coughing up shit due to the cigarettes.
Reading is on TV now?
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reading is on TV now?
I didn't even know there was a TS tax now. Nothing against her, just not in my usual selections. I usually only troll Wednesday when it comes to music.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I didn't even know there was a TS tax now. Nothing against her, just not in my usual selections. I usually only troll Wednesday when it comes to music.
You've probably heard Shake It Off. Blank Space is tied with 3.6B views.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You've probably heard Shake It Off. Blank Space is tied with 3.6B views.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I'm sure you could find an art(s) program for kids to donate to.
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm sure you could find an art(s) program for kids to donate to.
He can talk. He can talk.
I can sing!
I can sing!
September 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He can talk. He can talk.
I can sing!
I can sing!
Yeah, but at least we're going to take most of the universe with us 😄
September 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yeah, but at least we're going to take most of the universe with us 😄
Where does one go to find whales that can fly? 🙄
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Where does one go to find whales that can fly? 🙄
Another day, another dollar for the slush fund.
August 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Another day, another dollar for the slush fund.
Make sure he personally escorts Putin.
August 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Make sure he personally escorts Putin.