Not me crying through a recipe on TikTok, because the sound was La Vie en Rose and all I could think about was Our Flag Means Death.
November 17, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Not me crying through a recipe on TikTok, because the sound was La Vie en Rose and all I could think about was Our Flag Means Death.
When you hear that a new business is going to bring “high paying jobs”, how much of a wage do you think these millionaire developers consider a high paying job??
August 29, 2023 at 11:10 PM
When you hear that a new business is going to bring “high paying jobs”, how much of a wage do you think these millionaire developers consider a high paying job??
These two are really loving having a cool towel when they come back inside. They sit and wait for me to put one on them.
August 24, 2023 at 11:23 AM
These two are really loving having a cool towel when they come back inside. They sit and wait for me to put one on them.
After a year (yes, a year) of begging the city to tow an abandoned car a tow tag was finally put on it. In another year, it should get towed and then I will feel so accomplished. 🤡
August 22, 2023 at 10:57 AM
After a year (yes, a year) of begging the city to tow an abandoned car a tow tag was finally put on it. In another year, it should get towed and then I will feel so accomplished. 🤡
This is the definition of “first world problems”, my Internet is down and so I can’t get Alexa to turn off my lights. 
August 18, 2023 at 1:37 AM
This is the definition of “first world problems”, my Internet is down and so I can’t get Alexa to turn off my lights. 
PayPal is hellbent on me getting the $0.27 that Sephora owes me from this class action. I can’t be bothered to try to remember my password for those coins.
August 15, 2023 at 11:58 PM
PayPal is hellbent on me getting the $0.27 that Sephora owes me from this class action. I can’t be bothered to try to remember my password for those coins.
Still unsure what to share on here, so here’s a photo I took.
August 6, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Still unsure what to share on here, so here’s a photo I took.
It was steamy but this was kinda dreamy.
August 4, 2023 at 3:36 AM
It was steamy but this was kinda dreamy.
When I saw that giant illuminated X flickering, I just assumed it was broken. Turns out it’s actually just a torture device.
July 30, 2023 at 10:14 AM
When I saw that giant illuminated X flickering, I just assumed it was broken. Turns out it’s actually just a torture device.
Why does it look like these geriatric politicians have eye balls trying to escape their heads?
July 29, 2023 at 11:22 AM
Why does it look like these geriatric politicians have eye balls trying to escape their heads?
Budgie’s head is too big for his hat and I can relate.
July 27, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Budgie’s head is too big for his hat and I can relate.
Anyway, here is my current hyper fixation snack.
July 27, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Anyway, here is my current hyper fixation snack.
I’ve sorta become a social media voyeur over the last years. Lol…I watch you all but don’t engage. I’m going to try to actually use this.
July 27, 2023 at 12:37 AM
I’ve sorta become a social media voyeur over the last years. Lol…I watch you all but don’t engage. I’m going to try to actually use this.