A friend just sent me an old 6th grade newspaper our class did and 11-year-old Natalie was realistic about the amount of fun she could handle apparently

I’ve had worse Saturdays

Continuing my run of bizarre airport observations on this app because DCA just made an announcement for someone to return to security to reclaim their forgotten SPACE HEATER?

Goal was to do this before the 10-year mark of my grad school graduation, and with days to spare…

I only post here about soul-killing airport moments apparently… but “I will always love you” at the O’Hare Chili’s bar at 10:30 am is definitely an immediate top five for me

watching a French dub of a playoff baseball game, falling asleep, waking up, flying across the Atlantic and watching another playoff baseball game is one of the more disorienting 36 hour periods of my life

gotta make sure my first post here is meaningful:

The Penfed jingle tunnel at Dulles is a circle of hell