Recipe: "One clove of garlic"
Toffee: "Yeah, but these are small cloves... lets put all of them in"
[tasting]
Toffee: "I guess it needs a sprinkle of garlic powder"

@toffeebit.bsky.social hast du vielleicht Tipps?

I never lived outside of germany. I would still die every summer if I hadn't bought an AC some years ago.

"is this Art?" - "No, This Is PATRICK!"

Sich in Polizeiuniform fotografieren lassen, ohne Polizist zu sein... Ist das nicht Amtsanmaßung?

migranes are always nasty, but a nasty migrane... oof. get well soon and hopefully it is the last for a very long time

biblically a~purr~ate angel

Some weeks ago i had to get from Siegen to Bochum. It took 4h.
On the weekend the next week I beat the DB with ~3h by bike...
It would be funny if it weren't so sad...

Ich habe einmal was bei 3dpresse.com drucken lassen. Preis und Qualität war damals (vor 3 Jahren) gut.