Zark
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Zark
@nozark.bsky.social
I feel bad for the fact-checkers that are working on this “Presidential” address.

Also: the US is fucked
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I can't stand cilantro.
Matter of fact, it ruins every dish in which it's included.
I don't care who knows.

And you can go "f" yourself if you believe that stating this means that I have CDS (Cilantro Derangement Syndrome)
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
...all I'm saying is that:

I don't know any STRAIGHT men that want to attend a Ball so bad that they would build a Ballroom
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Will somebody please make a video asking President Obama how many "routine" MRIs he had during his time in office
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don’t understand why Dems aren’t elevating the scandal with the Indonesian President and Eric Trump/Trump Org essentially bribing the prez, Hunter Biden-style…
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm guessing he wasn't pure enough to be a member of the Christmas Adventurer's Club...
September 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Trump has gotta be the happiest person on the planet following Charlie Kirk’s murder. It pushed the Epstein birthday card off the front page.
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Da Pope

#pope
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So the leader of El Salvador is telling the President of the United States, “Nah, we’re not going to return a US citizen”, and POTUS is OK with that?

Where the fuck is the old-guard GOP?
April 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Eventually, folks are gonna understand that the rules no longer apply

...and I don't mean Chuck Schumer; I mean EVERYONE
March 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
LA is quaking this evening

I blame Anora…

#oscars #earthquake
March 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The “Gulf of America” is our students’ math, reading, and comprehension scores compared to the rest of the world
January 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Feeling like we're living in the movie Cabaret right now as we overindulge in the (relatively speaking) unimportant goings-on of our time

...all while the world around us burns

#weimarrepublic
October 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Not suffering any fools who claim that they couldn’t foresee the shitshow that a second Trump term promises.

We’ve all been warned… and a lack of imagination is no excuse.
October 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM