chaos goblin
@noyeahno.bsky.social
it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+
My foot is completely numb but he's purring so what can I really do about it
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My foot is completely numb but he's purring so what can I really do about it
Really need a day where I don't interact with anyone but oh the things I'll suffer for people I genuinely really like. I wore makeup and fucking jeans and managed 3 hours at a baby shower and got told my shirt is "interesting" which is stupid bc it's just blocks of color? Ok dude sorry you're boring
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Really need a day where I don't interact with anyone but oh the things I'll suffer for people I genuinely really like. I wore makeup and fucking jeans and managed 3 hours at a baby shower and got told my shirt is "interesting" which is stupid bc it's just blocks of color? Ok dude sorry you're boring
Did not realize I'd set my coffee down on my fucking bed??? I was gone for almost four hours I can't believe a cat didn't take it out
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Did not realize I'd set my coffee down on my fucking bed??? I was gone for almost four hours I can't believe a cat didn't take it out
Omg he never sits in boxes this is such a rare treat
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Omg he never sits in boxes this is such a rare treat
Got back from running errands and what the fuck
October 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Got back from running errands and what the fuck
I'm still dying over both Charles and Mr. Silky trying to hide when it was time for me to leave. I have never seen such a look of distress on him before 😭
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm still dying over both Charles and Mr. Silky trying to hide when it was time for me to leave. I have never seen such a look of distress on him before 😭
I THOUGHT IT WAS MR. SILKY FOR A HOT SECOND
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I THOUGHT IT WAS MR. SILKY FOR A HOT SECOND
For fucks sake how do I even manage to do things like this
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
For fucks sake how do I even manage to do things like this
More Mr. Silky porch time
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
More Mr. Silky porch time
I am getting so much work done today
September 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am getting so much work done today
He got litter everywhere this morning and then rolled around in it. Charles is so disgusting but somehow makes even that look cute and I'm still mad about it
September 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
He got litter everywhere this morning and then rolled around in it. Charles is so disgusting but somehow makes even that look cute and I'm still mad about it
Bitch I fucking won
September 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bitch I fucking won
I love her! She's perfect!
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love her! She's perfect!
This fuckin slaps oh my god. I'm about to become a bread bitch. This sourdough starter has changed my life
September 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This fuckin slaps oh my god. I'm about to become a bread bitch. This sourdough starter has changed my life
It's Charles' gotcha day! I've had this freak for 10 years. Wow! A whole decade of him being a pain in my ass! (affectionate)
September 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's Charles' gotcha day! I've had this freak for 10 years. Wow! A whole decade of him being a pain in my ass! (affectionate)
He was sitting like a freak
August 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He was sitting like a freak
Love getting to see the Chicago skyline from a different angle!
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Love getting to see the Chicago skyline from a different angle!
Grew up in New England so I straight up thought every grocery store had a lobster tank.
Me in Minnesota at the Cub foods ......I don't want lobster but where are they? Where are the guys?
Me in Minnesota at the Cub foods ......I don't want lobster but where are they? Where are the guys?
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Grew up in New England so I straight up thought every grocery store had a lobster tank.
Me in Minnesota at the Cub foods ......I don't want lobster but where are they? Where are the guys?
Me in Minnesota at the Cub foods ......I don't want lobster but where are they? Where are the guys?
I like how Charles can go from sweet and demure looking to feral gremlin in the timespan of .2 seconds.
August 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I like how Charles can go from sweet and demure looking to feral gremlin in the timespan of .2 seconds.
He thinks he's helping.
August 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He thinks he's helping.
Had to buy all of THIS for a few measly pipe cleaners and i think this is the only correct way to use the googly eyes
August 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Had to buy all of THIS for a few measly pipe cleaners and i think this is the only correct way to use the googly eyes