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Nox
@noxtherat.bsky.social
Agender gray-ace
Rat in man's clothing.
Artist and bio nerd.
Man, Bluesky text limit is really not compatible with my long-winded rambling. How on earth am I supposed to accurately describe a funny situation? A thread? Ew.
June 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my cat is pretty
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'll never be iridescent and it eats me up inside.
April 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Apologies for posting an AI designed window decal, but this Naruto + Martin Luther cell phone thing I saw today was too bizarre.
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I hope whoever asked google "Is fergalicious a real word?" is doing well.
February 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
stolen shamelessly from one of my Discord servers
February 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
February 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Top three ways to tell someone to go away without naughty language:

Bronze: Kick rocks.
Silver: Go fly a kite.
Gold: Pound sand.
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The hardest thing about being the bigger person online is deleting the absolute banger roasts I type out before I ever post them.
February 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Update, the police never showed up. Probably because they do not care that a truck got stuck in the mud by her house.
January 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Insane shit: A neighbor is calling Polizei on us because a delivery truck lost control in the mud and got stuck in front of her house, and abandoned the truck.

I had an Amazon delivery at 5:41 PM yesterday that backed up to my house. It wasn't raining all day. There was no mud.
January 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Thinking of making TikTok videos. Do we really need another "American in Germany" account, though?
January 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't taste my delicious ramen, but I can taste this wretched licorice-flavored cold medicine, proving once again the the universe is cruel, unjust, and there is no loving god being watching over me.
January 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
German version of Vick's Nyquil is Wick MediNait and it tastes like black licorice.

Fantastic if you're one of those people that loves licorice. I am not one of those. Ew.
January 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
January 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM