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iv. THE EMPEROR (REVERSED)
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ZING! I JUST GOT YOU WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY TRADEMARK ‘COMPLETE LIES’

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HIW DO I HIT HER
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
HEAR THAT? I’M AN UP AND COMING LEADER!
October 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IF WE JUST BULLDOZED IT AND PUT A PARKING LOT HERE
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
September 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
// swap eos
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
// yeag. ❤️
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
//
September 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
LOOK! I CAN CHANGE MY WALLPAPERS! OOH LA LA!
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
IF I DID THIS RIGHT, I SHOULD JUST HAVE TO CONNECT THESE TWO, AND…

( BZZZT ! )

… HAHA! THERE WE GO! THAT’S BETTER!
September 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
//
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
( trying to warn his employees about edd hacking his systems but it just fucking sounds like this )
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
THINGS ARE FINALLY GETTING INTERESTING!
August 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
//
August 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
// GO MY SFW SASUKE
August 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
// let me put you on to nam june paik’s artwork
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
// i actually don’t know anything about how swaptons coming back. i didn’t think that far ahead. ummmmm
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
// everyone watching the live broadcast of swapton’s mangled corpse
August 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
//
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
// dollie: oh my god he’s really dead. what am i supposed to do with my life now my whole purpose was to work for him

spamton’s corpse in the corner of the studio:
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
« WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! »
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
OH CHIITAN WE’RE REALLY IN IT NOW
August 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
OKAY
August 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
// NOW
August 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
// ohhhh i understand
August 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
// HEHE
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM