Jade (The Owls Are Not What They Seem)
@nowheregirl138.bsky.social
She/her/they/them. Hot mess and spooky bi bitch. Lives in a world of witchcraft, mysticism and possible murder.
I feel like not enough people acknowledge that the makeover sequence in Jawbreaker is actually the most perfect thing ever.
June 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I feel like not enough people acknowledge that the makeover sequence in Jawbreaker is actually the most perfect thing ever.
Oh, hai, Bluesky.
How’s it going?
Here’s a cat tax since I’ve been away.
How’s it going?
Here’s a cat tax since I’ve been away.
April 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh, hai, Bluesky.
How’s it going?
Here’s a cat tax since I’ve been away.
How’s it going?
Here’s a cat tax since I’ve been away.
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As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
March 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
Not me reassuring Amity that the cat will be okay while watching Alien with her on the couch.
Also I would for sure put myself in unsafe situations in order to find my cat. Probably a big part of why I won’t survive a zombie apocalypse.
Also I would for sure put myself in unsafe situations in order to find my cat. Probably a big part of why I won’t survive a zombie apocalypse.
March 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not me reassuring Amity that the cat will be okay while watching Alien with her on the couch.
Also I would for sure put myself in unsafe situations in order to find my cat. Probably a big part of why I won’t survive a zombie apocalypse.
Also I would for sure put myself in unsafe situations in order to find my cat. Probably a big part of why I won’t survive a zombie apocalypse.
Not my ten year old apparently having a massive crush on Tiffany Stratton.
I’m not ready, y’all.
I’m not ready, y’all.
March 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Not my ten year old apparently having a massive crush on Tiffany Stratton.
I’m not ready, y’all.
I’m not ready, y’all.
Everything is a shit show so here’s some adorable ears to make things at least a little better.
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Everything is a shit show so here’s some adorable ears to make things at least a little better.
I am currently being careful how I phrase things right now, because there’s a lot of very awful possible consequences not as far down the road as I would like.
This is not an excuse and I wish I knew how to do better with it all and how to address these EOs.
This is not an excuse and I wish I knew how to do better with it all and how to address these EOs.
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am currently being careful how I phrase things right now, because there’s a lot of very awful possible consequences not as far down the road as I would like.
This is not an excuse and I wish I knew how to do better with it all and how to address these EOs.
This is not an excuse and I wish I knew how to do better with it all and how to address these EOs.
I sure talk a lot of ish about how the Flyers are playing to my family for being a Sharks fan.
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January 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I sure talk a lot of ish about how the Flyers are playing to my family for being a Sharks fan.
I’ve been watching the OC to focus on something other than *gestures at everything* and they really had us out here thinking torso for days was the look apparently.
January 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’ve been watching the OC to focus on something other than *gestures at everything* and they really had us out here thinking torso for days was the look apparently.
“Is it love or a panic attack?” is the single most relatable lyric that Halsey has ever written. I’m just saying.
January 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Is it love or a panic attack?” is the single most relatable lyric that Halsey has ever written. I’m just saying.
Happy New Year’s, y’all!
I’ve been radio silent with a ton of real life things going on, but I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. 🖤🖤🖤
I’ve been radio silent with a ton of real life things going on, but I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. 🖤🖤🖤
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy New Year’s, y’all!
I’ve been radio silent with a ton of real life things going on, but I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. 🖤🖤🖤
I’ve been radio silent with a ton of real life things going on, but I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. 🖤🖤🖤
Life has been bananas so I haven’t really been posting. But also I adore y’all.
But I did want to hop on here and say we got to go to an early screening of Nosferatu on Thursday and it was the prettiest movie of the year visually and score wise.
But I did want to hop on here and say we got to go to an early screening of Nosferatu on Thursday and it was the prettiest movie of the year visually and score wise.
December 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Life has been bananas so I haven’t really been posting. But also I adore y’all.
But I did want to hop on here and say we got to go to an early screening of Nosferatu on Thursday and it was the prettiest movie of the year visually and score wise.
But I did want to hop on here and say we got to go to an early screening of Nosferatu on Thursday and it was the prettiest movie of the year visually and score wise.
Y’all please admire my new spoon rest and Gracula I got for my birthday. He’s a vampire garlic crusher and I love him.
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Y’all please admire my new spoon rest and Gracula I got for my birthday. He’s a vampire garlic crusher and I love him.
I’ve spent the past two days watching all of Galavant with my musical loving kiddo who somehow has never seen it. We have no regrets.
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December 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I’ve spent the past two days watching all of Galavant with my musical loving kiddo who somehow has never seen it. We have no regrets.
Me yesterday when my kid asked if his best friend could sleep over:
Sure.
Me today with a developing migraine thinking about how loud two teenagers are:
Sure.
Me today with a developing migraine thinking about how loud two teenagers are:
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December 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Me yesterday when my kid asked if his best friend could sleep over:
Sure.
Me today with a developing migraine thinking about how loud two teenagers are:
Sure.
Me today with a developing migraine thinking about how loud two teenagers are:
Maybe it’s the maximalist in me, but I could never be one of those people who puts books in their shelves without the dust cover (unless I got it used that way). Cover art is such an integral part of the final feel for me.
Like no judgement, I just could never.
#BookSky
Like no judgement, I just could never.
#BookSky
December 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Maybe it’s the maximalist in me, but I could never be one of those people who puts books in their shelves without the dust cover (unless I got it used that way). Cover art is such an integral part of the final feel for me.
Like no judgement, I just could never.
#BookSky
Like no judgement, I just could never.
#BookSky
The bright side of this whole diet shift I need to at least partially do is that my cat really really loves me when I’m having a tuna rice bowl for lunch.
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
The bright side of this whole diet shift I need to at least partially do is that my cat really really loves me when I’m having a tuna rice bowl for lunch.
There is a certain Very Popular Horror Author that I want to love, because the stories themselves are solid.
Certain things in their writing just makes it so hard though. Like spelling out the foreshadowing so explicitly.
Certain things in their writing just makes it so hard though. Like spelling out the foreshadowing so explicitly.
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
There is a certain Very Popular Horror Author that I want to love, because the stories themselves are solid.
Certain things in their writing just makes it so hard though. Like spelling out the foreshadowing so explicitly.
Certain things in their writing just makes it so hard though. Like spelling out the foreshadowing so explicitly.
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches
That time when Buffy and Riley break up and everyone is like “relationship debris is piling up”.
It’s like two relationships over five years.
It’s like two relationships over five years.
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
That time when Buffy and Riley break up and everyone is like “relationship debris is piling up”.
It’s like two relationships over five years.
It’s like two relationships over five years.
It’s December 1st and that means advent calendar time. I almost missed ordering the Brutaliteas one this year, but I really glad I made it just under the wire.
Today:
Black Tea Number One
I really like this one with the espresso and cocoa notes.
Today:
Black Tea Number One
I really like this one with the espresso and cocoa notes.
December 1, 2024 at 2:48 PM
It’s December 1st and that means advent calendar time. I almost missed ordering the Brutaliteas one this year, but I really glad I made it just under the wire.
Today:
Black Tea Number One
I really like this one with the espresso and cocoa notes.
Today:
Black Tea Number One
I really like this one with the espresso and cocoa notes.
My kid got me a new coffee cup for my birthday and I kind of love it.
November 30, 2024 at 2:25 PM
My kid got me a new coffee cup for my birthday and I kind of love it.
Our Burger King is under new management and now no longer makes onion rings past a certain time or SALTS THEIR FRIES.
What. The. Actual. Eff.
Do you know what an unsalted BK fry tastes like?
Sadness. It tastes like sadness.
What. The. Actual. Eff.
Do you know what an unsalted BK fry tastes like?
Sadness. It tastes like sadness.
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Our Burger King is under new management and now no longer makes onion rings past a certain time or SALTS THEIR FRIES.
What. The. Actual. Eff.
Do you know what an unsalted BK fry tastes like?
Sadness. It tastes like sadness.
What. The. Actual. Eff.
Do you know what an unsalted BK fry tastes like?
Sadness. It tastes like sadness.
It does not help that when I had a break in cooking I was shut down on watching the Garfield Thanksgiving special by a ten year old.
Yeah I have reached my point in this day where I remember that I actually hate this holiday. Whoever invented a holiday that involves such extensive cooking should be burned at the stake. (It’s a Puritan joke, y’all.)
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
It does not help that when I had a break in cooking I was shut down on watching the Garfield Thanksgiving special by a ten year old.
Yeah I have reached my point in this day where I remember that I actually hate this holiday. Whoever invented a holiday that involves such extensive cooking should be burned at the stake. (It’s a Puritan joke, y’all.)
November 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Yeah I have reached my point in this day where I remember that I actually hate this holiday. Whoever invented a holiday that involves such extensive cooking should be burned at the stake. (It’s a Puritan joke, y’all.)