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noah
@nowah.bsky.social
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Your little hoodrat friend. Kama’āina. He/him. @nowah in the bad place. Sweet Saint Paul, MN.
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Anyone want to come over and play cards?
A deck of UNO cards that reads UMC
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road
A futuristic society known was the “society if” meme
April 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Jacob Frey smokes mids
A masked person in the crowd at a pro wrestling show holding a sign up that says “JACOB FREY SMOKES MIDS.”
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Use this information wisely. Punch emoji USA emoji fire emoji
March 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Spring has sprung
Saint Paul Police squad car #2380 parked beside a no parking sign
March 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The new @soupformyfam.meatjacker.social inspired Antifa Program Board uniforms are so beautiful
A shirt with a can of soup on it. The soup can is red on the top and white on the bottom. The text on the can reads “Program Board.”
November 27, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #48,529!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #48,529, noah ‪@nowah.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 29, 2023"
October 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Finally deleted X: The Everything App from my phone because it does this
X taking 17.5 hours of screentime somehow
June 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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We need to talk about Midway McDonalds Lake
A large puddle outside a McDonalds in the Midway neighborhood of Saint Paul. It invokes Lake Chipotle.
April 18, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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Bicycle directions are a joke
Bicycle directions from Google Maps. It’s hard to describe what they’re instructing you to do, but basically you have to bike in circles four times in the middle of the route
April 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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you did not get your car stolen, you gave your car away
thread on r/Minneapolis: “Car theft’s [sic] downtown lately? I had a minivan stolen a couple days ago downtown (I left the keys in with it running I thought I was gonna be quick, I’m an idiot, I know.)”
February 12, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Oh god oh no
Comment reply: Lake street east of I-35W is one of the seedier, disreputable parts of town. The last time I walked down there, I saw paramedics working on someone OD’ing off fentanyl. While west of I-35W is a lot safer.
November 13, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 CRIMINALS ARE NOW TELLING PEOPLE WHERE LAKE STREET IS IN RELATION TO THEM. 🚨🚨🚨
Reddit post on r/Minneapolis: Confusion about random stranger's advice I (25F) was walking with my partner in northeast and someone hotboxing in bus stop called out to us that Lake St was the other way. We were like a two hour walk from Lake St. What did he mean by that? Why would someone think to mention that to us?
November 12, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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It’s so funny how these are the same picture
George Bush learning of 9/11 A man yelling in a disinterested woman’s ear
October 15, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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August 31, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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a straight cis white couple where the guy is saying “if you’re a gremlin I’m a gremlin”
August 6, 2023 at 7:39 AM
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you litrally have my number
Vanessa Bayer, a red haired white woman, smiles into the middle distance while holding a cell phone in both hands
August 6, 2023 at 7:19 AM
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Please welcome Garbanzo to the app
My dog Garbanzo
May 2, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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Closed.

Most popular nightclub in University of Minnesota college town
Uptown Theater
April 29, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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Nathan Fielder saying, “You know what I feel like? A mother effin’ reskeet.”
April 29, 2023 at 5:51 PM