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Al putón de mi prima Carlota y su perro salchicha
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I have a dream! (I really do have a dream in case we can’t be saying that anymore)
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I have a dream! (I really do have a dream in case we can’t be saying that anymore)
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Im listening to Carole King and pretending like I'm a 72 year old white professor who teaches political science at Cornell to calm down.
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Im listening to Carole King and pretending like I'm a 72 year old white professor who teaches political science at Cornell to calm down.
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Tanto De la Fuente como el juez del caso son unos niñatos sexistas. Si fuera sus mujeres los dejaba.
February 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tanto De la Fuente como el juez del caso son unos niñatos sexistas. Si fuera sus mujeres los dejaba.
Anyone ever notice how these Amazon Prime commercials are the most fantastical and bullshit “storytelling” (quotation marks cus, cmon) out there? She cooked super special steamed vegetables like Amazon allowed her to.
February 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Anyone ever notice how these Amazon Prime commercials are the most fantastical and bullshit “storytelling” (quotation marks cus, cmon) out there? She cooked super special steamed vegetables like Amazon allowed her to.
Was hearing a hilarious story in the middle of the street, and some guy turned to me when i was gonna laugh and i grabbed my nuts at him through his homosexual car window and did the neck cutting sign FAGGOTS!
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Was hearing a hilarious story in the middle of the street, and some guy turned to me when i was gonna laugh and i grabbed my nuts at him through his homosexual car window and did the neck cutting sign FAGGOTS!
Definitely just told a little stinker that i sucked and never again by which i meant the saving of the jews then i STOMPED OFF angrily, spitting and cursing under my breath as i went
February 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Definitely just told a little stinker that i sucked and never again by which i meant the saving of the jews then i STOMPED OFF angrily, spitting and cursing under my breath as i went
Literally the stupidest day of all time. As we speak, the people are like injured dogs desperate to bite into anything, desperate for substance (people cannot be trusted to discern between substance and sustenance in general). It’s literally The Walking Dead out there, folks
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Literally the stupidest day of all time. As we speak, the people are like injured dogs desperate to bite into anything, desperate for substance (people cannot be trusted to discern between substance and sustenance in general). It’s literally The Walking Dead out there, folks
Tanto De la Fuente como el juez del caso son unos niñatos sexistas. Si fuera sus mujeres los dejaba.
February 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tanto De la Fuente como el juez del caso son unos niñatos sexistas. Si fuera sus mujeres los dejaba.
Qué descarado el Madrid. Lleva robando 100 años, atracos de toda linde en todas las competiciones en las que ha participado, y ahora se las dan de víctimas. Es un club facho y despótico. Llorones.
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Qué descarado el Madrid. Lleva robando 100 años, atracos de toda linde en todas las competiciones en las que ha participado, y ahora se las dan de víctimas. Es un club facho y despótico. Llorones.
Fuck Man City!
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fuck Man City!
Hollywood makes so many stupid fucking movies. Fuck them!
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hollywood makes so many stupid fucking movies. Fuck them!
Grandísimo el City de Manchester!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Grandísimo el City de Manchester!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hay que ver el City de Manchester es un equipazo, la nueva dinastía!
February 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hay que ver el City de Manchester es un equipazo, la nueva dinastía!
FOUL COMO UNA CASA
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
FOUL COMO UNA CASA
God the Hawks was so devastating. Watching NBA is painful. GO KNICKS.
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
God the Hawks was so devastating. Watching NBA is painful. GO KNICKS.
People say liberal arts educations are worthless—1000 lives, 1000 colors
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
People say liberal arts educations are worthless—1000 lives, 1000 colors
Él lo hizo todo bien! Excepto prestar atención en clase
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Él lo hizo todo bien! Excepto prestar atención en clase
Grandísimo el Real Madrid Club de Fanfarrones
February 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Grandísimo el Real Madrid Club de Fanfarrones
Qué GOLAZO de Matheus Cunha.
February 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Qué GOLAZO de Matheus Cunha.
Like in what world is Jaylen Hurts less than optimal? Fuck that
January 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Like in what world is Jaylen Hurts less than optimal? Fuck that
Jaylen Hurts has to be the most disrespected football player of all time. He is a BEAST.
January 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Jaylen Hurts has to be the most disrespected football player of all time. He is a BEAST.
Pat McAffee is probably the best show on television IN THE WORLD.
I personally LOVE PTI, but i feel like McAffee is on literally all day, shouldering the US’s conflicted load all day. I am proud to have him take care of people while I’m at work.
I personally LOVE PTI, but i feel like McAffee is on literally all day, shouldering the US’s conflicted load all day. I am proud to have him take care of people while I’m at work.
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pat McAffee is probably the best show on television IN THE WORLD.
I personally LOVE PTI, but i feel like McAffee is on literally all day, shouldering the US’s conflicted load all day. I am proud to have him take care of people while I’m at work.
I personally LOVE PTI, but i feel like McAffee is on literally all day, shouldering the US’s conflicted load all day. I am proud to have him take care of people while I’m at work.
Que quiénes son
Eso mismito me pregunto yo
Eso mismito me pregunto yo
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Que quiénes son
Eso mismito me pregunto yo
Eso mismito me pregunto yo
Oh wow what a fucking call
January 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh wow what a fucking call
I don’t watch a lot of prem, but for me the convo is not only on Tottenham (they really do have a lot of key injuries, it’s true), but should we really be surprised they fell to this Leicester team? Spurs injuries aside, Leicester have a really good squad! They should do better generally
January 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don’t watch a lot of prem, but for me the convo is not only on Tottenham (they really do have a lot of key injuries, it’s true), but should we really be surprised they fell to this Leicester team? Spurs injuries aside, Leicester have a really good squad! They should do better generally