@noveltymug.bsky.social
He could suck the joy out of a house through the front door keyhole.
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He could suck the joy out of a house through the front door keyhole.
Does he dictate his posts do you think? I can't imagine him typing, in fact I'd love to see him typing. I'm convinced it'd be hilarious.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Does he dictate his posts do you think? I can't imagine him typing, in fact I'd love to see him typing. I'm convinced it'd be hilarious.
Yes, and the day can't come soon enough.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yes, and the day can't come soon enough.
Sorry Jesus I know it's your birthday but Jesus fucking Christ.
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sorry Jesus I know it's your birthday but Jesus fucking Christ.
"Hahaha Good one. Now back in yer cage you cretinous old twat."
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Hahaha Good one. Now back in yer cage you cretinous old twat."
I'll go full Joe Hallenbeck and dance a fucking jig.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'll go full Joe Hallenbeck and dance a fucking jig.
You'd think they'd have learned from that Carabao Peace Prize winner that went on to give an entire old people's home food poisoning.
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You'd think they'd have learned from that Carabao Peace Prize winner that went on to give an entire old people's home food poisoning.
"Very bad for our country." You're projecting again you loon.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Very bad for our country." You're projecting again you loon.
You're Karoline Leavitt's worst nightmare.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You're Karoline Leavitt's worst nightmare.
Nah he's always been a piece of shit.
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nah he's always been a piece of shit.
You roared as you bested it I bet :D
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You roared as you bested it I bet :D
Looks like it's either about to be consumed by, or is escaping from the jaws of some (albeit tiny) Lovecraftian abomination. I'm going with the latter. God speed owl!
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Looks like it's either about to be consumed by, or is escaping from the jaws of some (albeit tiny) Lovecraftian abomination. I'm going with the latter. God speed owl!
Ammunition? Classy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ammunition? Classy.
The evolution of 'two weeks'.
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The evolution of 'two weeks'.
I was quiet cos I had magnets and Hannibal Lecter on my Bingo card and not snakes and imaginary audience members.
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I was quiet cos I had magnets and Hannibal Lecter on my Bingo card and not snakes and imaginary audience members.
I swear if you just remove one of his ribs when he's asleep he'll forget all these idiotic ideas.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I swear if you just remove one of his ribs when he's asleep he'll forget all these idiotic ideas.
He's trying to figure out who has the cards.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He's trying to figure out who has the cards.
What a piece of shit Donald Trump is.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What a piece of shit Donald Trump is.
Did he use GROK for his name card?
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Did he use GROK for his name card?
Bonkers innit.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Bonkers innit.
I'd love someone to stick an IQ test in front of him and ask him to tackle any question he wants, take as long as he needed and make as many notes as he thought necessary.
"Yes you can scribble in the margin. In fact we encourage it!"
"Yes you can scribble in the margin. In fact we encourage it!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'd love someone to stick an IQ test in front of him and ask him to tackle any question he wants, take as long as he needed and make as many notes as he thought necessary.
"Yes you can scribble in the margin. In fact we encourage it!"
"Yes you can scribble in the margin. In fact we encourage it!"
Getting those notice me senpai keywords in.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Getting those notice me senpai keywords in.