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juni
@noveeii.bsky.social
she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | infp | socialist | cat lover
obsessed with stars, art and computers
for how much mosquitos suck, they would be by far the best byg to have sex with. like come on, they can suck and fuck with the same appendage, and if their anthropomorphic, they cna do some crazy fucking double penetration.

plus they could giv e some insane hickeys.
July 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i love listening to so much fucking touhou music, that when i’m trying to fall asleep i still hear phantom anime girls screaming instead.
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
everyday i am forced to wake up and realize how much of a slut i am
May 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
❌ slugcat yuri
❌ ancient yuri
✅ iterator yuri
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i am powered by a liittle homuculus running on a hamster wheel in my abdomen
April 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
trump and netanyahu are the most vile gay couple known to man
April 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
why isnt their mpreg where the baby is in the dick and the baby gets like pissed out or smth
April 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
berewstein bears and the abstract polyhedra + jiffy the rusty hammer
April 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
you’re tellin me a shrimp.. pumped and meticulously refined this oil into petroleum…

holy fuck
April 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
looking at a bowl of cheetos is like looking at the freshly lotioned head of a bald
March 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
motivation is so hard, there’s things i want to do so bad, i hype myself up to do it, i do it for 2 hours, then the next day ends up being just watching youtube and doing nothing.
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me: ohh boyy guyss what are we gonna watch today.. rain world fanfic, cat tiktoks, or the collapse of american empire?

my cat: meow

my cat again : mrrrr

the person tied up on my couch: mhhhh! mhh! mhhh!
March 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
it’s kinda bourgeois to own the means of production, hire wage laborers to utilize the production, then extract the surplus labor value from said laborers.
March 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
fun fact: buttplugs were invented by russian Henkel V. Kalitov after his intimate experiences with alien anal probing.
March 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
cracker barrel is the white mecca
March 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
elon seems like the type of guy to make little dark age edits
March 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i want to put that e.t. mf on one of those medieval torture racks, and stretch it out until its bones are rubbery like sticks of gum.
March 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i can't wait for gaypril
March 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i need a girl to hold me and kiss me and ruffle my hair and praise me and treat me like her pet.
March 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I hate reading henry thoreau, be such an annoying mother fucker, about moving to the wilderness, and be anti some of the mechanisms of society that are genuinely helpful. like saying the post office isn’t important (???)
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
there should be a mr. beast of meth
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
theirs only three things i want:

an archer artillery system
a small scale molten salt reactor
and a extra long ethernet cord.

and the government won't let me have any of them!! :(
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the mind shifts and grows and the body stays stagnant and withers, the body can never accurately reflect the mind, as the cold march of time trudges on.
February 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the u.s. is so disappointing, we have had such a good chance of doing something great, americans support progressive policies, but their is no party that supports workers, no party that supports any sort of actual left wing movement. so all positive momentum is halted by a lack of political recourse
February 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
happy valentines day everyone <3
February 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM