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joey
@novawolfactual.bsky.social
36, he/him, aspiring understander of things. commonest man in festo
the view from yesterday
March 16, 2024 at 7:58 AM
so very funny my office just called in a tech-support technician over a question about the coffee maker
February 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
trying to be normal about an announcement of a trailer
February 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
few things give me a serotonin hit like making a bangin dinner
February 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM
i think this bg3 update taking so long is some sort of divine punishment but idk what i did
February 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
roses are not always red
violets are not always blue
also, cross-pollination exists
Big Flora has brainwashed you
February 15, 2024 at 6:53 AM
i had a dream that almost all of the companions had left my camp in bg3, and not really being sad gale was gone but more being angry that he would have the audacity to leave after having eaten so many magic items
February 14, 2024 at 9:16 PM
it would be really funny to me if they added toxic crusaders skins on fortnite
February 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
it took like over 100 hours lol but i finally made it out of act 1 in bg3
February 8, 2024 at 4:05 PM
*geto boys voice* damn it feels good to be a gangstalker
February 8, 2024 at 7:15 AM
hungry, but in an only really wanting food i can't afford type of way
February 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
used to fucking hate this guy but after listening to him for a little bit i ended up on his side
February 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
solipsist ending a relationship like "it's not me, it's me"
February 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
do i get to cash in my unused invite codes now that bsky is open? is there a desk i can take them to and exchange them for perhaps a yo-yo, or a pair of novelty glasses
February 6, 2024 at 7:56 PM
February 5, 2024 at 10:24 PM
putting ice in a blender and watching it get all chopped up is awesome and i wish there were more practical reasons to do it in day-to-day life
January 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
can't stand when games make me feel dumb. like i enjoy a good challenging puzzle but i do not want to feel insulted by a game
November 19, 2023 at 8:27 AM
i'm sorry but bg3 does not deserve goty unless larian describes what githyanki pussy tastes like
November 14, 2023 at 10:36 AM
still a little shy, but the elevator cheese packet is starting to warm up to me
October 31, 2023 at 2:43 PM
my therapist was telling me about how she went to this conference type thing with a bunch of other mental and physical healthcare providers and they did ket like the whole time and i'm so jealous lol
October 10, 2023 at 8:52 PM
taking off the plastic of a fromsoft artbook/strategy guide with you, as an act of marriage proposal
October 10, 2023 at 4:04 AM
i have such a fascination with hideo kojima's at least public life. it's so idyllic. go around getting toys and little treats. have a pa that takes cute pictures of you. hang out with all your favorite artists of most mediums
October 10, 2023 at 2:36 AM
i thought it was maybe just a phenomenon unique to twitter but now i realize after seeing its use here that "🤣" truly is the pervert's emoji
October 8, 2023 at 8:02 PM
it is so staggeringly disappointing (though i guess what did i really expect) to see even our most "progressive" of officials clamber to "stand with israel"
October 8, 2023 at 1:14 PM
very annoyed at this bookshelf i bought
October 8, 2023 at 1:05 PM