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novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
pilot-adjacent loser dollthing
@novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
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stuff liker, perverted fiend. i post weird shit and repost weird shit too. 🔞
"Noviembre" and any variation of it works to refer to me though I'd rather you just don't perceive me much if you can help it
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novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
thinking about slay the princess again and how the witch was genuinely kinda real as all fuck. this is me. it's fucked, but it's true. for better and for (much) worse.

idk but I do relate to characters with self destructive traits and trust issues
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
what did she mean by this (she's right)
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
oh. sure, why the hell not
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
Inferior. Spectator. Voyeur.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
this might legitimately be the best card ever put into a deckbuilder
October 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
what character got you feeling like this
September 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
cada vez que veo esto me pienso que pone "tsunami de mierda", lo cual tiene gracia, porque la guardia estigia es un mierdón de clan
August 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
this might quite possibly be the best card ever put in a videogame thank you monster train 2 for making Penis of Production a game winning card
This is a screenshot of the card "Perils of Production", from the videogame Monster Train 2. The card is a spell that costs 0 Ember (the resource used to play cards in MT2) and applies Rage 3 and Emberdrain 2 to a friendly unit, then grants the player 3 Ember immediately. Rage grants 2 attack per stack, and decays at a rate of 1 stack a turn, while Emberdrain drains an amount of Ember equal to stacks at the start of the turn and then decays by 1. Essentially, the default state of this card allows one to "borrow" energy from future turns while getting a small attack bonus. However, upgrades to spells allow this card to gain bonuses such as being placed on the top of your draw pile when played, gain a second copy of it when being played that dissipates if not played that same turn, or placing it at the top of your deck when starting a combat, all of which take Perils and turn it from a mediocre scaling card into a complete gameplan and one of the best playstyles for the faction it's associated with, to say nothing of how unique it is within the game. Can you tell I like this card a lot?
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
remember, folks, respect ring 3 Arkion or he will end your epic quick sweep run #monstertrain2
wyldenten, the alternate champion for the Awoken clan in the Monster Train duology is pictured in the left, saying "im Predator which means i like Enchant: Grant Quick", a reference to his Predator champion path which grants him and all allies in the same floor as him Quick, letting them attack before enemies do pictured on the right is the boss of the third node of Monster Train 2, Arkion, Scion of Savagery, saying "dude im Arkion, Scion of Savagery" i dont care im going to gain Rage 2 and then kill you", in reference to his Furious Frenzy variant, which grants him Rage 2 (or 4 in a sort of hard mode) whenever any enemies die in the same floor as him (rage grants 2 attack per stack) Arkion is a bit of a wake-up call boss, he isn't super dangerous but he can definitely put some pressure on builds with weak early games and kill them before they have a chance to scale into the mid and late game. Wyldenten in particular is pretty susceptible to getting crushed by this Arkion variant
August 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
fantastic start to this savefile honestly
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
getting back into the breach cuz a this game rules and b i want to get everything AGAIN baybe ohhh yeah
July 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
Okay whatever bro
June 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
godtier ruling thank you massif really cool
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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you may not like it but this is the pinnacle of butch femininity. this is who I need to become.
A screenshot of the Saladin mech, from the tabletop roleplaying game "Lancer", taken from the Comp/Con application can be seen. The Saladin is a robust, humanoid frame, whose large body acts as a shield for its allies. Its right arm, larger than its left, is covered on plates that can be used to project shields with which to further protect its allies, or that may even deflect incoming enemy fire. On its back, she carries the massive power generator necessary to sustent not only these systems but also her own body. Her smaller, left arm rests on the butt of a rifle that she will never use.
June 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
maybe shame is okay
June 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
novaporcelainpilot.bsky.social
IT'S HIM
May 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I could play her for the rest of my time in this game and still have fun. Lavos is legitimately the best frame ever put in this game tbh
May 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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eldritch horror fanfiction writing girlfailure makes out sloppy style with her girltwink overworked lesbian partner more news at 11
May 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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hi the grendel glutt helmet is the best thing ever made look at she go
May 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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fuck it. Zoe Lavos. that's the post
A screenshot of the videogame "Warframe", depicting the playable character "Lavos Prime", colored to vaguely resemble the character "Zoe" from the videogame series "Monster Prom"
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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new monster prom game going exactly like i'd expect it to go
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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the first time I saw this I genuinely just lost my shit laughing madly
The image is an extract from the rules of the Smokestack Heat Sink from the tabletop RPG known as Lancer. It reads "Once the pylon has absorbed 6 Heat, it explodes." Heat is a secondary kind of damage that is very common in Lancer, and 6 Heat is a relatively small amount when considering this is meant to help multiple people at once. As a result, not only does it absorb relatively low Heat, but when it does reach its cap, it explodes, causing damage to the units using it (frequently, one's own team). It sucks.
April 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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the illusion of free choice
April 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM