Nova Politte
@novapolitte.bsky.social
Two-time PDGA FP50 World Champion. (That's a reference to something that I did in the sport of disc golf.) Trans athlete. Apparently none of this is enough to get a verified check. Meh.
Pinned
I have never once watched a cooking show and thought "that looks good" or even "I would eat that voluntarily."
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I have never once watched a cooking show and thought "that looks good" or even "I would eat that voluntarily."
Can I stand outside your home and randomly bang on a glockenspiel 24 hours a day?
No?
Okay what if I just hung up some wind chimes?
No?
Okay what if I just hung up some wind chimes?
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can I stand outside your home and randomly bang on a glockenspiel 24 hours a day?
No?
Okay what if I just hung up some wind chimes?
No?
Okay what if I just hung up some wind chimes?
One of my dreams is to open a pizza restaurant and train my cooks to only slice the pizzas into 7, 11, or 13 slices, and then secretly watch the fights in the dining room from my office in the back of the shop.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of my dreams is to open a pizza restaurant and train my cooks to only slice the pizzas into 7, 11, or 13 slices, and then secretly watch the fights in the dining room from my office in the back of the shop.
I added an 8"x4" Velcro panel to my bag. Recommend me some patches.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I added an 8"x4" Velcro panel to my bag. Recommend me some patches.
Photo series from the recent Emporia Ladies Open.
(Photo credit: Eric McCabe.)
(Photo credit: Eric McCabe.)
October 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Photo series from the recent Emporia Ladies Open.
(Photo credit: Eric McCabe.)
(Photo credit: Eric McCabe.)
Oh, here's a big hello to any disc manufacturers who are scoping out my profile to see what I'm up to online. Yeah I say what I think. However I also try to say and think things that are true and good for humanity.
If you think that hinders selling frisbees, I don't know what to tell you.
If you think that hinders selling frisbees, I don't know what to tell you.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oh, here's a big hello to any disc manufacturers who are scoping out my profile to see what I'm up to online. Yeah I say what I think. However I also try to say and think things that are true and good for humanity.
If you think that hinders selling frisbees, I don't know what to tell you.
If you think that hinders selling frisbees, I don't know what to tell you.
Someone once took me aside to whisper to me that someone else in our disc golf tournament group did not like me.
I mean, thanks, but believe me, I can pick up on these things. When someone only wears their grumpypuss hater face for me, and is cool with everyone else, I get what's happening.
I mean, thanks, but believe me, I can pick up on these things. When someone only wears their grumpypuss hater face for me, and is cool with everyone else, I get what's happening.
October 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Someone once took me aside to whisper to me that someone else in our disc golf tournament group did not like me.
I mean, thanks, but believe me, I can pick up on these things. When someone only wears their grumpypuss hater face for me, and is cool with everyone else, I get what's happening.
I mean, thanks, but believe me, I can pick up on these things. When someone only wears their grumpypuss hater face for me, and is cool with everyone else, I get what's happening.
Don't call any group of people which includes trans women* "you guys." Obviously it reinforces the stupid "male is the default setting for humanity" trope, but further, enough trans women ARE bothered by it that why would you even?
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(* And since you don't know, that means any group of people.)
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(* And since you don't know, that means any group of people.)
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don't call any group of people which includes trans women* "you guys." Obviously it reinforces the stupid "male is the default setting for humanity" trope, but further, enough trans women ARE bothered by it that why would you even?
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(* And since you don't know, that means any group of people.)
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(* And since you don't know, that means any group of people.)
I had a pretty good weekend; put in two rounds high enough to bump my standing in the Global Masters Series.
October 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I had a pretty good weekend; put in two rounds high enough to bump my standing in the Global Masters Series.
I have cracked the tilapia code. Tilapia is a shit fish. I have been cooking it and trying to bring out its flavor. This was a mistake.
Tilapia is a blank canvas upon which I put the flavor I want to eat. I've been going buck wild with this understanding lately, and it has been awesome.
Tilapia is a blank canvas upon which I put the flavor I want to eat. I've been going buck wild with this understanding lately, and it has been awesome.
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have cracked the tilapia code. Tilapia is a shit fish. I have been cooking it and trying to bring out its flavor. This was a mistake.
Tilapia is a blank canvas upon which I put the flavor I want to eat. I've been going buck wild with this understanding lately, and it has been awesome.
Tilapia is a blank canvas upon which I put the flavor I want to eat. I've been going buck wild with this understanding lately, and it has been awesome.
I don't want to hear a mumbling word about how NOW the right are going to use this latest violence as a cause for some terrible objective, as if they were not already going to do what they do anyway.
This changes nothing of their demented trajectory.
This changes nothing of their demented trajectory.
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't want to hear a mumbling word about how NOW the right are going to use this latest violence as a cause for some terrible objective, as if they were not already going to do what they do anyway.
This changes nothing of their demented trajectory.
This changes nothing of their demented trajectory.
Go on, keep telling me it's not a genocide yet. I'll be right here entertaining your bullshit.
September 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Go on, keep telling me it's not a genocide yet. I'll be right here entertaining your bullshit.
The directions on my instant soup say to use four cups of water. This produces a runny and unsatisfying soup. But two and a half cups of water make a rich one.
Sometimes you can lead a richer life by not following directions.
Sometimes you can lead a richer life by not following directions.
September 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The directions on my instant soup say to use four cups of water. This produces a runny and unsatisfying soup. But two and a half cups of water make a rich one.
Sometimes you can lead a richer life by not following directions.
Sometimes you can lead a richer life by not following directions.
Achievement unlocked: fell hard on rocks and ate shit on hole 3, probably cracking a bone in my left hand: shot hot round anyway.
August 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Achievement unlocked: fell hard on rocks and ate shit on hole 3, probably cracking a bone in my left hand: shot hot round anyway.
If you proclaim that you are "non political" on the topic of discrimination against trans people when that is the discussion, then what you are really saying is that you don't care that trans people are being hurt, and that it doesn't hurt you. You are speaking from a position of selfish comfort.
July 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you proclaim that you are "non political" on the topic of discrimination against trans people when that is the discussion, then what you are really saying is that you don't care that trans people are being hurt, and that it doesn't hurt you. You are speaking from a position of selfish comfort.
Your homework assignment is to stop scrolling, stop reading, stop multi-tasking, and just listen to this fucking song.
Preferably with headphones on and your eyes shut.
That is all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExB...
Preferably with headphones on and your eyes shut.
That is all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExB...
Feels So Good
YouTube video by Chuck Mangione - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your homework assignment is to stop scrolling, stop reading, stop multi-tasking, and just listen to this fucking song.
Preferably with headphones on and your eyes shut.
That is all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExB...
Preferably with headphones on and your eyes shut.
That is all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExB...
TROPHY BATTLE RD. 2:
"Lighthouse" versus "Platypus Open" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2023).
A large plush platypus wearing a bandana bearing the name of the tournament and the division.
Which one is better? Comment below.
"Lighthouse" versus "Platypus Open" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2023).
A large plush platypus wearing a bandana bearing the name of the tournament and the division.
Which one is better? Comment below.
July 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TROPHY BATTLE RD. 2:
"Lighthouse" versus "Platypus Open" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2023).
A large plush platypus wearing a bandana bearing the name of the tournament and the division.
Which one is better? Comment below.
"Lighthouse" versus "Platypus Open" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2023).
A large plush platypus wearing a bandana bearing the name of the tournament and the division.
Which one is better? Comment below.
TROPHY BATTLE RD. 1:
"Lighthouse" versus "Bride of Big Blue Monster" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2021).
Original artwork of the tourney stamp/poster in a plexiglass frame, with a pre-installed 3M wall-safe grippy hanger on the back.
Which one is better? Comment below.
"Lighthouse" versus "Bride of Big Blue Monster" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2021).
Original artwork of the tourney stamp/poster in a plexiglass frame, with a pre-installed 3M wall-safe grippy hanger on the back.
Which one is better? Comment below.
July 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
TROPHY BATTLE RD. 1:
"Lighthouse" versus "Bride of Big Blue Monster" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2021).
Original artwork of the tourney stamp/poster in a plexiglass frame, with a pre-installed 3M wall-safe grippy hanger on the back.
Which one is better? Comment below.
"Lighthouse" versus "Bride of Big Blue Monster" (1st place FPO, C-tier, 2021).
Original artwork of the tourney stamp/poster in a plexiglass frame, with a pre-installed 3M wall-safe grippy hanger on the back.
Which one is better? Comment below.
Now that I've had a couple of weeks of looking at the US Women's trophy (the "lighthouse") sitting on my shelf, I've kind of gone through all of the phases of grief: denial (it's not about the trophy), bargaining (kind of cool I guess?), anger (wtf), depression (long sigh), and acceptance.
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Now that I've had a couple of weeks of looking at the US Women's trophy (the "lighthouse") sitting on my shelf, I've kind of gone through all of the phases of grief: denial (it's not about the trophy), bargaining (kind of cool I guess?), anger (wtf), depression (long sigh), and acceptance.
YOU HAD ONE JOB! (Part II)
July 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
YOU HAD ONE JOB! (Part II)
If your disc golf tournament pays pro players by PayPal G&S (player pays the fees), then I am not playing in your tournament. I am providing you, the tournament director, with neither a good nor a service.
July 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If your disc golf tournament pays pro players by PayPal G&S (player pays the fees), then I am not playing in your tournament. I am providing you, the tournament director, with neither a good nor a service.
Having one of those days where I played FP50 but I would have won FPO.
July 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Having one of those days where I played FP50 but I would have won FPO.
Who has two thumbs and third place at the PDGA Masters Worlds (poker) Tourney? This gal. =D
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Who has two thumbs and third place at the PDGA Masters Worlds (poker) Tourney? This gal. =D
Same, dump truck. Same.
July 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Same, dump truck. Same.