In ordinary times, I would have said, "Yes, HSI operates overseas attachés at different embassies, this isn't that weird."

Unfortunately, <gestures at last 13 months>

Surely, Lucy will hold on to the ball this time!

Why do we need to be happy for them at all?

I swear, is there anyone writing in the opinion page at the NYT who is, at all, tethered to reality?

Or just wait like...1 day and they could've played without issue.

That's not the end of the world, its still almost two weeks off.

I'm a huge fan of how our legal system constantly runs to, "well its impossible to know what the intent is and you want me to make a decision?? How could I possibly do that?"

It’s not his only job.

His primary job is to give lip service to the appearance of reasonable doubt in officiating calls, because otherwise it invites a lot of questions regarding fair play in sports gambling.

SO DO SOMETHING, SENATOR

“Everyone hates this fucking guy, so he must be right” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

So obviously he works in real estate.

I had to do background checks early in my career and it is impressive how many names come through that make you actually stop and wonder what drugs made the person think that was a decent idea.

There needs to be a person responsible for handling names for birth records who is the authority to the parents, “uh, no. Try again.”