Novale
@novale.bsky.social
Million Dollar Idea, a bottle of Super Glue BUT:
- It can be used more than once without sealing itself forever
- It is larger than the size of half of your thumb
- It's easier to apply than the current method of trying to squeeze water from a stone
- It can be used more than once without sealing itself forever
- It is larger than the size of half of your thumb
- It's easier to apply than the current method of trying to squeeze water from a stone
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Million Dollar Idea, a bottle of Super Glue BUT:
- It can be used more than once without sealing itself forever
- It is larger than the size of half of your thumb
- It's easier to apply than the current method of trying to squeeze water from a stone
- It can be used more than once without sealing itself forever
- It is larger than the size of half of your thumb
- It's easier to apply than the current method of trying to squeeze water from a stone
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I love nature that's untouched by humans, but there's also something really neat about going outside and finding little traces of a good time... poetic graffiti, someone's lost sock, a tiny fire pit hastily constructed using some rocks, etc
September 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I love nature that's untouched by humans, but there's also something really neat about going outside and finding little traces of a good time... poetic graffiti, someone's lost sock, a tiny fire pit hastily constructed using some rocks, etc
Reposted by Novale
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
Streamers be like:
“I hate customer service jobs”
*streams*
“I hate customer service jobs”
*streams*
June 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Streamers be like:
“I hate customer service jobs”
*streams*
“I hate customer service jobs”
*streams*
“How can we reuse the output of-“
We store it in a variable.
“✅”
We store it in a variable.
“✅”
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“How can we reuse the output of-“
We store it in a variable.
“✅”
We store it in a variable.
“✅”
Holy shit I just first-try won all 5 battles in the Triumphant Light SP Emblem Event 💀
#PTCGP #PokemonTCGPocket #Pokemon
#PTCGP #PokemonTCGPocket #Pokemon
March 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Holy shit I just first-try won all 5 battles in the Triumphant Light SP Emblem Event 💀
#PTCGP #PokemonTCGPocket #Pokemon
#PTCGP #PokemonTCGPocket #Pokemon
Expand your fucking cultural zeitgeist
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Expand your fucking cultural zeitgeist
Nobody gobbles more cock than people who play Red Card for no reason
March 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Nobody gobbles more cock than people who play Red Card for no reason
Forums ran so Reddit could crawl
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Forums ran so Reddit could crawl
You change Pokémon from Switch to Set for the challenge.
I do it to skip the annoying text prompt.
We are not the same.
I do it to skip the annoying text prompt.
We are not the same.
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You change Pokémon from Switch to Set for the challenge.
I do it to skip the annoying text prompt.
We are not the same.
I do it to skip the annoying text prompt.
We are not the same.
I have the NASTIEST fucking SCUMBALL deck on Pokémon TCG Pocket rn
Darkrai
Greninja
Druddigon
Big Cape
Rocky Helmet
This shit so ass thank god no one else has caught onto to it yet. It’s been CLEARING the pvp tournament going on rn. Now, what will I call it?
Darkrai
Greninja
Druddigon
Big Cape
Rocky Helmet
This shit so ass thank god no one else has caught onto to it yet. It’s been CLEARING the pvp tournament going on rn. Now, what will I call it?
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I have the NASTIEST fucking SCUMBALL deck on Pokémon TCG Pocket rn
Darkrai
Greninja
Druddigon
Big Cape
Rocky Helmet
This shit so ass thank god no one else has caught onto to it yet. It’s been CLEARING the pvp tournament going on rn. Now, what will I call it?
Darkrai
Greninja
Druddigon
Big Cape
Rocky Helmet
This shit so ass thank god no one else has caught onto to it yet. It’s been CLEARING the pvp tournament going on rn. Now, what will I call it?
Congratulations Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket on making the new trading cards feature into the biggest piece of dogshit possible. Trading is literally pointless, what is the use of trading these useless cards that nobody wants and being stuck with fullarts/ex cards you don’t want?
January 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Congratulations Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket on making the new trading cards feature into the biggest piece of dogshit possible. Trading is literally pointless, what is the use of trading these useless cards that nobody wants and being stuck with fullarts/ex cards you don’t want?
Green-haired Hatsune Miku is objectively better than Blue-haired Miku
January 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Green-haired Hatsune Miku is objectively better than Blue-haired Miku
What did Duolingo mean by this?
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What did Duolingo mean by this?
You do not get a “Thanks!” from me if:
- You won
- You stall for time to run the clock
- Your Deck is super annoying to beat
- You concede the game early instead of taking the Loss to the end
You only get rewarded for:
- Playing till the end of the Duel with a Loss
- You won
- You stall for time to run the clock
- Your Deck is super annoying to beat
- You concede the game early instead of taking the Loss to the end
You only get rewarded for:
- Playing till the end of the Duel with a Loss
January 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You do not get a “Thanks!” from me if:
- You won
- You stall for time to run the clock
- Your Deck is super annoying to beat
- You concede the game early instead of taking the Loss to the end
You only get rewarded for:
- Playing till the end of the Duel with a Loss
- You won
- You stall for time to run the clock
- Your Deck is super annoying to beat
- You concede the game early instead of taking the Loss to the end
You only get rewarded for:
- Playing till the end of the Duel with a Loss
The only reason I even know the word “Cornucopia” is because I asked my mom what the thing in the Fruit of the Loom logo was when I was a child. Do not tell me that it has never been a part of the logo because it most definitely was
December 26, 2024 at 11:45 AM
The only reason I even know the word “Cornucopia” is because I asked my mom what the thing in the Fruit of the Loom logo was when I was a child. Do not tell me that it has never been a part of the logo because it most definitely was
Brain Stew sounds so wrong without the Godzilla screams
December 22, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Brain Stew sounds so wrong without the Godzilla screams
Jungle Totem Celebi is about to be a **big** fucking problem in the meta. Worse than the Charizard lockout of last set
December 18, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Jungle Totem Celebi is about to be a **big** fucking problem in the meta. Worse than the Charizard lockout of last set
The Switch 2 leaks can be filtered by whether or not the USB-C port on the bottom is in the centre or not. Switch 2 will have an offset port, rather than having it in the centre.
December 17, 2024 at 12:00 PM
The Switch 2 leaks can be filtered by whether or not the USB-C port on the bottom is in the centre or not. Switch 2 will have an offset port, rather than having it in the centre.
Abababababab I didn’t know that was posted till now
a cartoon of a girl laying on the ground with a pink flamingo behind her .
ALT: a cartoon of a girl laying on the ground with a pink flamingo behind her .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Abababababab I didn’t know that was posted till now
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Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
Just opened a pack that both:
- Spawned backwards
- Had a bent corner
and I didn’t get shit out of it. What a fucked up life
- Spawned backwards
- Had a bent corner
and I didn’t get shit out of it. What a fucked up life
December 6, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Just opened a pack that both:
- Spawned backwards
- Had a bent corner
and I didn’t get shit out of it. What a fucked up life
- Spawned backwards
- Had a bent corner
and I didn’t get shit out of it. What a fucked up life
Pokémon TCG Pocket needs like a “Go Fuck Yourself” or a “KYS” button added. This “Thanks!” button ain’t cutting it
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Pokémon TCG Pocket needs like a “Go Fuck Yourself” or a “KYS” button added. This “Thanks!” button ain’t cutting it
Randomly got the Mr. Pickles theme song stuck in my head. I’ve only seen like 3 episodes of that show back when it first came out like 10 years ago, and I hated it. No idea why it just brainwormed me
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Randomly got the Mr. Pickles theme song stuck in my head. I’ve only seen like 3 episodes of that show back when it first came out like 10 years ago, and I hated it. No idea why it just brainwormed me