Muhahaha I have returned, I was foiled by pushing on a door when I should have been pulling probably set up by that crafty bitch budget Disney princess

Ha faker?? You're comparing yourself to me, you're not even good enough to be my fake

"Knees Weak, Arms Are Heavy"

God I love capitalism

Watching norm of the north tonight and going to have a big auld wank whenever that saucy bear comes on screen

I shit my pants and fell down the stairs now I'm covered in my own shit, like and retweet

Let's ban bad words from bluesky

I experience loads of sex unlike that cock faced skallywag budget Disney princess

Sonic is overrated I think

Fucking love this shit

I actually love abstinence, being sober and going to bed early, I also love my moustache and mountain dew, I'm also highly overpriced as can be seen by my perfectly groomed moustache