Martin N
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Martin N
@noumenous.bsky.social
I got a business degree at an art school. Baltimore boy filtered through NYC and SFe.
🦀🧗💙 | 🏳️‍🌈ally Sarcasm proponent.
The joke about lawyers always inferred competence. The profession of law has really taken a ding under this Admin. (JD has his JD)
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Mamdani needs to have a chat with a select group of progressive leaders to spill the tea on how he manages grandpa. Get him early before he sunsets? Make sure he’s eaten? Talk about old New York to get him wistful?
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Pretty good magic trick, getting the POTUS to do the misdirection for you!
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Wouldn’t pass his own visa guidelines.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trump will not be invited to my funeral either
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just journalists and fishermen.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He’s a frog.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reporter really should have called him Kermit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Will the last pennie’s be sent there?
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It says half a million dollars in the bill. Per incident. Minimum.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One of the binders fell between the wall and her desk. The cover just said, “Bubba”
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have played with several different tools. My favorite is the Chinese one.
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Haven’t heard from Tom Homan in so long I thought he got deported
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Gotta end the Russia Russia Russia war before we invade Venezuela
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The most moving museum in experience I’ve ever had.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Overflowing the pews!
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What’s a woman?
What’s a fascist?
What’s a child?

Read a book. Touch grass.
Talk to a human.
What’s wrong with these people?
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM