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The Blue Hoor
@notyoungnlovely.bsky.social
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Fortysomething Britpop fan: Oasis, Damon Albarn, Manics, Suede. She/her.
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Quote with your model of masculinity
James Dean Bradfield in army fatigues kneeling in front of the painting Strategy (South Face/Front Face/North Face) by Jenny Saville
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind
him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Pope with microphone
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Um, Sonny and Cher had one son, not a daughter, and he started transitioning in like 2009. How old is this programme?? #TOTP
Chaz Bono
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Gorillaz' self-titled, with a quad bike or whatever that is
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It's kind of sad. Eels did inspire me for a while because the singer had gone through tough times, but then he released a song called Restraining Order Blues with lyrics like this, so that was the end of that. #TOTP
Life goes on Nothing is new Judge made it clear I can't be near you Everybody knows that I'm not a violent man Just someone who knows he's in love I made mistakes Everyone does Don't know why I did I guess just because
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Only he could say this convincingly.
Liam Gallagher on Twitter (03.11.25): "Brain cells get in the way of spiritual freedom Cells think about prisoner of the mind not for me thank you very much"
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I don't have any memory of this, thankfully, but WHY??? #TOTP
It has been 0 episodes of TOTP without Mick bloody Hucknall
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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AMAZING outfits on The Caldwells there. They came to be SEEN. #LaterWithJoolsHolland
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I hope Mitch called Liam WILLIAM JOHN PAUL GALLAGHER every time he spoke to him.
Mitch Ikeda on Twitter: "William John Paul Gallagher photo by MITCH IKEDA", and two interesting photos of Liam (looking about 40) in a checked coat on a blue background
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Neil's veiny arms. Yummmmmmmmmmmm
Suede at Later With Jools Holland (Sunday 19th October). Neil and Brett are posing like crazy; Neil's belt buckle can be seen from space. Mat has his usual surprised air
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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OMG the suspenes
TV screenshot (it's from a programme called FBI). The subtitles say "suspenesful music"
October 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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People keep posting this unwontedly shiny, happy photo of Noel on t'other place and asking what the secret is and I admit my first thought was "are they on oestrogen"
Noel Gallagher smiling (look, it's a smile by his standards) in a black coat with wood panelling behind him. Looks all glowy
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Me begging Duolingo's French course to let me use on
A-Ha's Take On Me chorus
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Have just made the stunning discovery that the tramps and thieves song by Cher was spelt like this.
Cher record from 1971: "Gypsys [sic], Tramps & Thieves. The Way of Love. Fire & Rain. He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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To be fair, we do sometimes unearth new pictures, so I suppose another question to ask would be "Is it available from a legitimate photo agency?" (Except they also keep embracing AI...)
Awful quality picture of the Gallaghers since it's from Amana Images. They look sulky, their skin is flushed and the side of Noel's glasses is correct.
September 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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"I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected" - not bad for this era. #TOTP
Email is for geeks and paedophiles. - Sebastian Valmont, Cruel Intentions
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Suede lyrics: [Chorus] Come down and disintegrate with me We're cut down like the daisies, like the tall poppies Come down and disintegrate with me We're cut down like the daisies, we're free Come down and disintegrate with me We're cut down like the daisies, you'll learn to miss me Come down and disintegrate with me We're cut down like the daisies, we're free
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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So we've had an AI Oasis image barney over on the other place, and two things worry me:

1. Some people are absolutely determined to believe it's real so won't listen to reason
2. Almost every tiny detail is correct.
Picture of the Gallagher brothers. Their skin is smooth and pale. The arm of Noel's sunglasses is tapered and has a blob near the lens. They're hugging with blank expressions. The image is vignette. Picture of the Gallagher brothers. Their skin is flushed (Liam was slightly sunburnt). The arm of Noel's sunglasses is flat and triangular. They look as if they're about to hit each other, as usual. The image isn't vignette.
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Lineup and Damon's statement.
Together for Palestine with performances from: Adnan Joubran, Bastille, Brian Eno, Cat Burns, Damon Albarn, Faraj Suleiman, Greentea Peng, Hot Chip OVO Arena Wembley James Blake, Jamie XX, King Krule, Mabel, Nai Barghouti, Obongjayar, Paloma Faith, Rachel Chinouriri, Sampha Appearances: Rina Sawayama, Riz Ahmed, Pinkpantheress + more TBA 17 Sept 25 I, like everyone with a heart, have felt despair and helplessness at the reports coming out of Gaza and the West Bank over these last days, months and years. A genocide unfolding in real time on our screens. I come from a family of pacifists. I have been taught, and I believe, that pacifism is an action. Peace is an action. To live peacefully requires vision and commitment. To act with humanity towards one another, that too is a decision. Music has taken me around the world, it is the sum of everything I know and trust and believe in - respect, collaboration, shared experience. I am grateful for this opportunity to act in solidarity with the Palestinian people and also celebrate the music and culture from the region. I hope everyone will join us. - Damon Albarn
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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'If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next' (1998) vs 'If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next at Sphere' (2025)
Manic Street Preachers video still, showing its age but still a classic Suitably maimed for the AI monster
August 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Liam Gallagher describing an Oasis lineup consisting of Sesame Street characters and Peppa Pig. Someone asks "What about Spongebob Liam?" Reply: "He's back on the drugs unreliable"
July 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I have laboured very hard fixing this photo of the Gs. (No AI ever used.) #Oasis
Liam and Noel Gallagher in a weird Mondrianesque photoshoot with blue and yellow parkas and a black grid pattern. Circa 1994, I think As before, but with a giant vulva-shaped reflection
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Fantastic Foreskins? What, EMF?
Radio Times offering "Fortnite Fantastic Four skins: release date and what to expect"
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Time for more Oasis. #MusicMemes
Mockup of the cover of Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants: Oasis standing on Richard Oakes's shoulders, with text changed to Standing On The Giant Shoulders
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Even I have no idea what the fuck this was about.
Thom Yorke as Debby Ryan from Radio Rebel. Obviously
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM