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@notya.lc
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texpat in nyc (and sometimes boston). professional airline nerd. he/il/él/ele. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta
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Today Good morning King 13:10 V/ Hi 13:18 Don't call me king I am your dealer 13:18 Sorry Can u deliver to the apt 13:20 13:21 M4 Sure Which one 13:22 Park and 38th 13:26 V/ 3 Moncler, 3 Teslas, 3 punishers, 3 black Rolex pls 13:26 2 UNREAD MESSAGES Why can't you just have regular mdma like everyone else. 13:3 You n Andy Baraghani are the only ones who ask me for this designer shit 13:32
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Swoop Airlines 737-800
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Calista and newt Gingrich
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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life got hard after the CPB cuts. we don’t judge.
Prairie Dawn
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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alt seagulls
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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first chicago pope
a screenshot from “Breeding Wrigleyville Cumdump”
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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nyc rite of passage
New Woof from Looking For Dentists
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Charlie
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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What ALT Is This?
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Québec ARRÊT sign
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Regina George fugly slut burn book but it’s Chuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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oh definitely had the teeth done and maybe saw kristi noem’s injector too
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I need more bullets sir
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Did I Just Argue with a Joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational Series
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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<3 Carolyn
Carolyn Hopkins
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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got me covered though
Two Pups Coffee
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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iPhone created a slideshow called “Long Island Nights” which consists entirely of pictures and videos taken in Astoria, East Williamsburg, Bushwick, and Maspeth. Technically correct but not really….
Jax performing at Icon
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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you’re a wiener, baby
a dachsund dressed as a hot dog
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Jason Lee as Dave catching a chipmunk
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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a woman in a McDonald’s uniform and headset holding a McDonald’s bag: “here’s that attention you ordered”
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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at least those are in the same country
AA at DFW boarding MTY and MRY through the same doorway
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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and as I ate the cinnamon pull apart bread I couldn’t help but wonder when I’d be pulled apart and bred
Carrie typing
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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very happen for the k pop program and its music but there is only one golden for me
kylie minogue golden
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM