notwelcomematt
@notwelcomematt.bsky.social
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I bet he feels pretty confident in that outfit.
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I bet he feels pretty confident in that outfit.
Hahaha nice outfit. Where’d you get it? The tailor?
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hahaha nice outfit. Where’d you get it? The tailor?
I thought this was a piano joke
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I thought this was a piano joke
This means war
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This means war
Did I miss something? Is he actively dying?
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Did I miss something? Is he actively dying?
They really let anyone into university these days
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
They really let anyone into university these days
Hahahahhahahahhahahahsgga
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hahahahhahahahhahahahsgga
Ahhaahhahahahgahagaggagagahaha people talking about solar power here are so funny
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ahhaahhahahahgahagaggagagahaha people talking about solar power here are so funny
It gets worse every time I look at it
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It gets worse every time I look at it
You spawn into it 👍
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You spawn into it 👍
I sink we have a problem here
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I sink we have a problem here
can we talk about the atrocious master bedroom layout?
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
can we talk about the atrocious master bedroom layout?
That’s a hell of a belly button. They don’t make them like that anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That’s a hell of a belly button. They don’t make them like that anymore.
Friends
Butter
Hope
Butter
Hope
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Friends
Butter
Hope
Butter
Hope
Combine is the Kirby of farm equipment.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Combine is the Kirby of farm equipment.
My husband, Barry, stuffs me after dinner. Gobble Gobble. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My husband, Barry, stuffs me after dinner. Gobble Gobble. God bless.
He Girl dancing on He Grinch? It’s more likely than you think.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He Girl dancing on He Grinch? It’s more likely than you think.
Pick up one of those pickled herring sandwiches for me. I’m good for it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pick up one of those pickled herring sandwiches for me. I’m good for it.
I’m getting a lot of questions that have been clearly answered on the tshirt I am wearing.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m getting a lot of questions that have been clearly answered on the tshirt I am wearing.
Dumbest culture war battle yet
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dumbest culture war battle yet
I’ll have the bagel with swiss
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’ll have the bagel with swiss