Christopher Middleton
@notverychrisofyou.bsky.social
No, this is perfect, because living in Toronto has prepared me for my future raccoon friendships
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 AM
No, this is perfect, because living in Toronto has prepared me for my future raccoon friendships
I love taking my dog to daycare just to get updates like this
November 23, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I love taking my dog to daycare just to get updates like this
Congratulations to the new White House Press Secretary, the Skinamarink demon
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Congratulations to the new White House Press Secretary, the Skinamarink demon
Some gays so off their bottom humps on hump day… I guess you can say, I’m a little different 😏
(In pain)
(In pain)
July 12, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Some gays so off their bottom humps on hump day… I guess you can say, I’m a little different 😏
(In pain)
(In pain)
Posting (w)hole, and it’s full of milk 😉
July 7, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Posting (w)hole, and it’s full of milk 😉
Drop your Lock Screen
Mine is this smouldering photo of the man who lives in my house (who is, I’ll admit, kind of hot)
Mine is this smouldering photo of the man who lives in my house (who is, I’ll admit, kind of hot)
July 7, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Drop your Lock Screen
Mine is this smouldering photo of the man who lives in my house (who is, I’ll admit, kind of hot)
Mine is this smouldering photo of the man who lives in my house (who is, I’ll admit, kind of hot)
Me going back and forth between Bluesky and Threads:
July 6, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Me going back and forth between Bluesky and Threads:
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 5, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
I’m sorry, this is the worst thing that can possibly happen
July 5, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I’m sorry, this is the worst thing that can possibly happen
I’ve been trying to use letterboxd more! If you have it, gimme an add! Also @ notreallychris on there as well
July 3, 2023 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been trying to use letterboxd more! If you have it, gimme an add! Also @ notreallychris on there as well
Reskeet with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing
July 2, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Reskeet with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing
Celebrating Canada Day by scrolling the “Starring Canadians” section on Disney Plus in a low, simmering rage that Canadian content has been reduced to… the NXIVM cult 🫠
July 1, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Celebrating Canada Day by scrolling the “Starring Canadians” section on Disney Plus in a low, simmering rage that Canadian content has been reduced to… the NXIVM cult 🫠
Reskeet with a favourite photo of yourself
June 30, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Reskeet with a favourite photo of yourself
Normalize wearing masks and being hot
June 28, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Normalize wearing masks and being hot
Those who get it, get it
June 28, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Those who get it, get it
Shout out to the woman who was being so present at this pride show by holding up her phone and forgetting to press record… that’s true allyship!
June 27, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Shout out to the woman who was being so present at this pride show by holding up her phone and forgetting to press record… that’s true allyship!
I’ve arrive
June 27, 2023 at 3:52 PM
I’ve arrive