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Eh?! who is responsible for this error in booking to subject you to this homo hate crime
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Eh?! who is responsible for this error in booking to subject you to this homo hate crime
With a dip of mayonnaise
a cartoon chef with the word yummy on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon chef with the word yummy on the bottom right
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December 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
With a dip of mayonnaise
What sort of rules? No heavy petting etc?
Or no mug shots around the pool? Either way rules are there for being bent but not fully broken 😃
Or no mug shots around the pool? Either way rules are there for being bent but not fully broken 😃
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
What sort of rules? No heavy petting etc?
Or no mug shots around the pool? Either way rules are there for being bent but not fully broken 😃
Or no mug shots around the pool? Either way rules are there for being bent but not fully broken 😃
You must have very soft hands Chris
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You must have very soft hands Chris
Who even washes up these days? It’s not the 80’s. Dishwasher all day long
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Who even washes up these days? It’s not the 80’s. Dishwasher all day long
You’ll soon be dancing on tables into the sunset
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You’ll soon be dancing on tables into the sunset
2 packs of paracetamol down so far.
I’m usually poorly at Christmas- the body doesn’t like me stopping for a break.
I’m usually poorly at Christmas- the body doesn’t like me stopping for a break.
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
2 packs of paracetamol down so far.
I’m usually poorly at Christmas- the body doesn’t like me stopping for a break.
I’m usually poorly at Christmas- the body doesn’t like me stopping for a break.
I’m at deaths door after my trip to see my brothers little brood, it’s the extra hidden Christmas gift
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’m at deaths door after my trip to see my brothers little brood, it’s the extra hidden Christmas gift
Lesbians, always poking their nose in to the drama
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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December 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Lesbians, always poking their nose in to the drama
Enjoy, hopefully feeling better today?
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Enjoy, hopefully feeling better today?
I’m on the M&S ones first before these get opened
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’m on the M&S ones first before these get opened
Too much Christmas cheese?
a woman with her hair in a bun is standing in a closet looking down .
ALT: a woman with her hair in a bun is standing in a closet looking down .
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December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Too much Christmas cheese?
And next time bring your own towels
a man wearing a hat and a coat says good day to you
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a coat says good day to you
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December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
And next time bring your own towels
All to yours tomorrow then
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
All to yours tomorrow then