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The Scotsman (Not The Newspaper)
@notthescotsman.bsky.social
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Awful jokes, Sporadic content, Phenomenal vibes

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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

LEGENDS ZA IS HERE!!! We’re doing some chill shiny hunting, come hang out!

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SHINY HUNTING NO CHARM POSTGAME - Pokemon Legends ZA
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October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

We made some solid progress through Johto last night, and now we’re in Ecruteak! Come hang as we make our way across western Johto!

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Lets Go Johto!! Pokemon Heartgold Day One
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September 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

Last week we beat Kanto, so we can finally move on to Johto!! Come hang out as we start our journey through Pokemon Heart Gold!!!

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
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September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

Tonight, we’re back with Pokemon Firered!! We’re getting into the late game push already! Just a couple more gyms and we’ll be approaching Victory Road!!! Come watch!

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The Late Game Push!! Pokemon Firered playthrough Day Three
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September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

Tonight, we’re back with Pokemon Firered!! Some off screen grinding has us primed for taking on Surge, and then we can go explore the rest of the region!! Come hang out!

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Awritey folks! I’m live on twitch!!

We are a month out from Pokemon Legends ZA, so lets walk the path to Kalos! I’m gonna be playing through each of the first 5 generations ahead of Legends releasing, starting with Pokemon Firered! Come hang out

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The Road to Kalos starts in Kanto!! Pokemon Firered playthrough Day One
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September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Awritey Chuckle Fucks! Surprise, i’m not dead!

With Pokemon Legends ZA a month away, i think it’s high time i revive my channel with some content building up to that release, so here’s the plan!
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch With DnD!! Tonight, our Heroes relax after successfully raiding the Myriad Base! Now they get to relax before travelling onwards! What will happen? Come find out!

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
June 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch With DnD!! Tonight, our Heroes have been given a secretive job to steal a painting from a group of thieves. Will they succeed?? Lets find out!!

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Getting Closer to Yrrosa - Heroes Far From Home Session 4
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May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch With DnD!! Tonight, our Heroes continue south on their mission to Yrrosa. What will they encounter? Come find out!

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Getting Closer to Yrrosa - Heroes Far From Home Session 4
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May 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch With DnD!! Tonight, we are in Barovia taking on everyone’s favourite Vampire, come watch!!

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Tales of Barovia... Curse of Strahd, after The Feast.
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April 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, Our Adventurers venture forth into the icy unknown, heading to their eventual rendezvous with The Manager. Let’s see what happens tonight!!

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
April 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
notthescotsman.bsky.social
Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, our new adventurers have found themselves stranded in Wildemount, and face to face with a strange Tabaxi. What will happen next? Come find out!!

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Enter Wildemount! The Newbies True Campaign Session 1
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March 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, our new adventurers begin their true campaign!! Come watch as Session 0 unfolds.

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, our new adventurers continue their quest! They have been invited to meet the Dragonborn Lords, lets see how that goes!!

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The Plot Thickens... The Newbies Session 3
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March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, our new adventurers continue their quest! Into the deserts we go!!!

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The_Scotsman_TW - Twitch
Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
February 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, three brand new Adventurers embark on their first quest in Tirnasair!!! Come watch!!

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A New Adventure in Tirnasair!!!
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February 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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What do you call an abominable snowman living in the Italian Alps??

A Spagyeti
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! We’re back with the Omega Ruby Shinylocke!! Last stream we made quick work of the early gyms, this time we get to progress with the story a bit! Come hang out!

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Time for Plot!!! Pokemon Omega Ruby Shinylocke Day 3
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January 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, we’re going back to something I abandoned, as we restart the Omega Ruby Shinylocke!! Come hang out!!

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Lets Try this again! Pokemon ORAS Shinylocke Day 1
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January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! It’s 2025 and i’m finally doing something i should’ve done like 2 years ago, getting the shiny charm in Pokemon Legends Arceus! Come hang out!

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Hey there! I am The Scotsman, also known as John. I am a Scottish (shocker, I know) Variety Streamer, out here to cause casual chaos and have a good time! All are welcome here in The Highlands!
www.twitch.tv
January 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
notthescotsman.bsky.social
So. Spent like £300 last weekend hiring out a Limo, only to find out the rental company didn’t send a driver with it…

All that money, and nothing to Chauffeur it.

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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December 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Awritey folks, i’m live on Twitch!! Tonight, i’ve found out how to do some fun things, so we’re putting them to good use! We’re starting a Pokemon Omega Ruby Randomised Chaos Shinylocke! Come watch!

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Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Randomised Chaos Shinylocke!!!
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December 2, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Yooo, so apparently, archaeologists working in the highlands found what they believe to be the headstone of the world’s longest lived man.

He was 167 and his name was Miles, from Edinburgh
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Ayo, shoutout to the 24 random people who have followed me lately. No clue who you are or how you found me but welcome to my quiet corner of the internet i guess!!

Here’s a joke for you all!

Fun Fact!! If you boil Funny bones in a pot of water, you get a Laughing Stock!!
November 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM