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Boy who smashed ancient Bronze Age jar returns to museum.
Boy who smashed ancient Bronze Age jar returns to museum
The 3,500-year-old jar was in Haifa's Hecht Museum in Israel.
www.bbc.com
September 1, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Boy who smashed ancient Bronze Age jar returns to museum.
Woman Set Fires in Greece “to Watch Firefighters and Flirt”.
Woman Set Fires in Greece "to Watch Firefighters and Flirt" - GreekReporter.com
A woman in Tripoli, Greece intentionally set fires to farmland because she enjoyed watching firefighters and wanted to meet a man in uniform.
greekreporter.com
September 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Woman Set Fires in Greece “to Watch Firefighters and Flirt”.
Man planned 'perfect crime' by planting cannabis in estranged wife's car, knew it could draw death penalty
Man planned 'perfect crime' by planting cannabis in estranged wife's car, knew it could draw death penalty
Tan Xianglong's plan unravelled when his wife went to check on her car after receiving an alert from her in-car camera mobile app and realised he was loitering around her vehicle.
www.channelnewsasia.com
August 31, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Man planned 'perfect crime' by planting cannabis in estranged wife's car, knew it could draw death penalty
Italians revolted as Heinz unveils spaghetti carbonara in a can.
Italians revolted as Heinz unveils spaghetti carbonara in a can
News that Heinz is launching spaghetti carbonara in a can has been met with horror in Italy, particularly in Rome where the pasta dish is best associated.
www.wantedinrome.com
August 31, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Italians revolted as Heinz unveils spaghetti carbonara in a can.