this sign is very funny to me

okay big guy, which one?

"i've got the power of God and anime on my side" vibes

Melon is undefeated at sleeping, nobody sleeps better than this

opened an MTG Foundations bundle i got as a birthday present (thank you @aibrahim.bsky.social and our friend Jim!) and pulled Progenitus (scryfall.com/card/fdn/244... - oracle text in alt text of the image)

too much value is placed on how "playable" a card is, not enough on how sick it is to open

hope you're all sleeping like Melon nighty night

and one more, with Melon's signature emotional expression: contentment amidst exasperated dread

all that to say, meet Melon - here's a picture i took of her a while ago tucked in like she's people