Brian Williams
@notthatbrian.bsky.social
Once again getting compliments
on my trench coat
from people who are younger
than my trench coat.
on my trench coat
from people who are younger
than my trench coat.
October 27, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Once again getting compliments
on my trench coat
from people who are younger
than my trench coat.
on my trench coat
from people who are younger
than my trench coat.
4yo: Dad can you draw numbers?
Me: Yes, I can draw numbers.
4yo: But I know a number that God didn't want!
Me: Yes, I can draw numbers.
4yo: But I know a number that God didn't want!
October 18, 2023 at 2:30 PM
4yo: Dad can you draw numbers?
Me: Yes, I can draw numbers.
4yo: But I know a number that God didn't want!
Me: Yes, I can draw numbers.
4yo: But I know a number that God didn't want!
What if everyone in the Justice League has just been humoring Bruce all this time because they need his money for fancy bases and collateral damage payouts?
"Oh yeah, Batman could totally take Superman out with like, planning and gadgets or something- hey could you sign this check for a new sauna?"
"Oh yeah, Batman could totally take Superman out with like, planning and gadgets or something- hey could you sign this check for a new sauna?"
September 18, 2023 at 2:44 PM
What if everyone in the Justice League has just been humoring Bruce all this time because they need his money for fancy bases and collateral damage payouts?
"Oh yeah, Batman could totally take Superman out with like, planning and gadgets or something- hey could you sign this check for a new sauna?"
"Oh yeah, Batman could totally take Superman out with like, planning and gadgets or something- hey could you sign this check for a new sauna?"
I'll take "US Politicians Who Recently Had a Stroke on Camera" for $600, Alex.
September 17, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I'll take "US Politicians Who Recently Had a Stroke on Camera" for $600, Alex.
Imagine your boyfriend dumps you for the sake of his political career, and then that motherfucker ends up becoming President.
September 13, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Imagine your boyfriend dumps you for the sake of his political career, and then that motherfucker ends up becoming President.
Did you toot?
No!
Was it a fart?
No!
Then what was that loud noise?
I coughed.
Was it a cough that came out your butt?
Yes!
No!
Was it a fart?
No!
Then what was that loud noise?
I coughed.
Was it a cough that came out your butt?
Yes!
September 12, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Did you toot?
No!
Was it a fart?
No!
Then what was that loud noise?
I coughed.
Was it a cough that came out your butt?
Yes!
No!
Was it a fart?
No!
Then what was that loud noise?
I coughed.
Was it a cough that came out your butt?
Yes!
Groucho Marx: I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member!
Me: How the hell does my first bleet have 6 likes in 2 hours when I have 3 followers? Are you all bots here or what?
Me: How the hell does my first bleet have 6 likes in 2 hours when I have 3 followers? Are you all bots here or what?
September 11, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Groucho Marx: I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member!
Me: How the hell does my first bleet have 6 likes in 2 hours when I have 3 followers? Are you all bots here or what?
Me: How the hell does my first bleet have 6 likes in 2 hours when I have 3 followers? Are you all bots here or what?
Trying to think of clever things to put in my bio and deciding "Proud Gen X" is probably an oxymoron.
September 11, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Trying to think of clever things to put in my bio and deciding "Proud Gen X" is probably an oxymoron.
I confess a certain temptation to follow no one on here, so I have a place to just pretend I'm the last person alive on the Internet.
September 11, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I confess a certain temptation to follow no one on here, so I have a place to just pretend I'm the last person alive on the Internet.