alex
notsuresorry.bsky.social
alex
@notsuresorry.bsky.social
DOCTORS HATE HIM: this man has wronged many doctors
i have a few theories... and some of them are pretty irreverent! but for my and my family's safety i'm going to keep them to myself.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
right now you think the four-in-hand looks bad, but in time you'll come to understand that it looks bad in a good way
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
this is easily avoided by changing the prompt from "wrong answers only" to "right answers only"
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
they clearly put time and effort into the platforming sections, but your guy can just use his Silkwings to fly over it all? feels like the devs weren't communicating enough
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
regular mario: uncut. fire mario: uncut. super mario: very uncut. tanooki mario: not my area of expertise
September 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
raise the drawbridge, valet, and prepare my anti-Kpop stationery
August 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
What's Behind This Woman's Enigmatic Smile? Using generative AI to extrapolate beyond the frame, researchers believe they've solved one of art's greatest mysteries
May 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
there's no excuse for road rage anymore. if someone's blocking the right lane on the m1, just pull out your phone and watch asmr tiktoks until you calm down
May 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
never figured out why i like him so much. maybe because he's very direct, observant, has a flat affect, and likes rules and public transport? or could be his bigness
May 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
nah yeah absolutely, we're all just trying to get home to our families :) um this is actually a 70 zone though... i am going to send my vw tiguan through your hippocampus
May 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
there's a midgame hump, when you run out of easy go-with-the-flow goals but haven't learned to fully manipulate the layout, where bad rng can hit super hard. it's my goty so far, but imo lucky players are having a hard time seeing that an equally smart player could have a very different experience
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they've recreated Robin Pecknold from first principles
April 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
adult bluey fan watching chilli pack a suitcase and realising their mum didn't really have to go on an emergency work trip that one christmas
March 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i've been following their goings-on with some interest, and uh, let's just say... i have questions!
March 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
oh no, truman hasn't had the chance to build up an immunity to improv! the postman's riffs are tearing through him like measles
March 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i tried listening to country recently and like the third song on the album was about nerds who go online too much. i got so self-conscious that i logged out of and then uninstalled wow. huge win for country
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
gonna wear my pod tshirt tomorrow to seed the Boonta Vista Lifestyle in the minds of the city's movers and shakers
February 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
good luck tom, you're gonna need it. i wrote a python script to simulate 100,000 attempts, and it looks like your odds of getting tails is only around 50% per flip
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
after a thousand hrs you'll be able to swipe your cursor over an item and calculate its exact trade value from the one frame you saw its mods like thufir hawat
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it's 2045. every hoverbike comes with anti wrap-yourself-around-a tree-fifty-yards-from-the-dealership assist. the sales guy smiles politely as tell him about my old R1 and switch all the rider aids off
January 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i would perfect parry the sinister motif by yelling in a major key and reharmonising it
January 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM