The Minnesota State government didn’t make the feds shoot Pretti 10 times.
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The Minnesota State government didn’t make the feds shoot Pretti 10 times.
That doesn’t fly when you are working for a President who has spent more time publicly vilifying and denigrating American citizens than any President in at least 100 years.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
That doesn’t fly when you are working for a President who has spent more time publicly vilifying and denigrating American citizens than any President in at least 100 years.
As would have been his constitutional right, but it isn’t true, regardless.
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 AM
As would have been his constitutional right, but it isn’t true, regardless.
I don't know, does biting the inside of your lip count as "internal bleeding"?
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I don't know, does biting the inside of your lip count as "internal bleeding"?
This from the author of “Dow 36,000.” 🤦♂️
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This from the author of “Dow 36,000.” 🤦♂️
A “better person”? This dude was shot multiple times and might lose his arm. Thanks for showing everyone what a “worse person” thinks.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A “better person”? This dude was shot multiple times and might lose his arm. Thanks for showing everyone what a “worse person” thinks.
Someone needs to inform the Councilperson that deportation based solely on religion would be unconstitutional.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Someone needs to inform the Councilperson that deportation based solely on religion would be unconstitutional.
Well, there are no dollar stores in my neck of the "Elite Liberal Hellscape," so I'm going with the Amazon prices. Regardless, pencils are cheap, so Trump's constant harping on pencils is a real oddity in my book.
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well, there are no dollar stores in my neck of the "Elite Liberal Hellscape," so I'm going with the Amazon prices. Regardless, pencils are cheap, so Trump's constant harping on pencils is a real oddity in my book.
Robert Reich - I know you graduated from Yale Law School, so you surely know that the terms of Supreme Court Justices cannot be limited without a constitutional amendment, which will never pass. So, what are you really trying to say?
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Robert Reich - I know you graduated from Yale Law School, so you surely know that the terms of Supreme Court Justices cannot be limited without a constitutional amendment, which will never pass. So, what are you really trying to say?
Pencils cost around $0.21 a piece. Reducing your supply of pencils from 37 to 2 will save you less than $7.50, so one has to wonder why Trump keeps going on about 2 pencils vs 37 pencils.
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pencils cost around $0.21 a piece. Reducing your supply of pencils from 37 to 2 will save you less than $7.50, so one has to wonder why Trump keeps going on about 2 pencils vs 37 pencils.
Trump ~2017: "We'll have a replacement plan for Obamacare in 2 weeks." (We're still waiting.)
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump ~2017: "We'll have a replacement plan for Obamacare in 2 weeks." (We're still waiting.)
Prompt to ChatGPT: "Write a press release touting my accomplishments in the style of the official press office of North Korea. Treat every promise I've ever made as if it has been accomplished."
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Prompt to ChatGPT: "Write a press release touting my accomplishments in the style of the official press office of North Korea. Treat every promise I've ever made as if it has been accomplished."
Coming soon: "SCOTUS rules that Calibri font violates equal protection."
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Coming soon: "SCOTUS rules that Calibri font violates equal protection."
It's not exactly an original thought.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's not exactly an original thought.
If you subtract immigrants from the economy, all of the sudden you have a massive recession.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you subtract immigrants from the economy, all of the sudden you have a massive recession.
I'm an old timer and I'm single space all the way. Being old doesn't mean you can't tell the difference between a word processor and a typewriter.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm an old timer and I'm single space all the way. Being old doesn't mean you can't tell the difference between a word processor and a typewriter.
Haven't they switched to Aptos?
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Haven't they switched to Aptos?
All Trump Adminstration content will now be printed in Comic Sans, which is the only font with a corresponding level of gravitas.
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All Trump Adminstration content will now be printed in Comic Sans, which is the only font with a corresponding level of gravitas.
MTHGA: Make Tammany Hall Great Again.
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
MTHGA: Make Tammany Hall Great Again.