Steven Grant || Parody
@notsteviegrant.bsky.social
Steven with a 'v', not Stevie, not Scotty, just Steven. I ran a gifts shop, I was a Gift Shopist— still not quite sure what I am now, but Moon Knight seems good
"Hi mum, just me. Was a real shit day today if I'm honest and I sort of really just wanted to hear your voice, only I guess your phone's still dead then?
I've felt. . .not myself, I guess is the best way to say it. Really angry, honestly, and out of nowhere too. Dunno what's going on with that, but
I've felt. . .not myself, I guess is the best way to say it. Really angry, honestly, and out of nowhere too. Dunno what's going on with that, but
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it'd be aces if it could stop. Truly not a fan.
Anyways, other than the out of place anger, it's been a fine day. All the more that it's strange, y'know?
I'll let you go then, but I love and miss you loads.
Laters, gator."
Anyways, other than the out of place anger, it's been a fine day. All the more that it's strange, y'know?
I'll let you go then, but I love and miss you loads.
Laters, gator."
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
it'd be aces if it could stop. Truly not a fan.
Anyways, other than the out of place anger, it's been a fine day. All the more that it's strange, y'know?
I'll let you go then, but I love and miss you loads.
Laters, gator."
Anyways, other than the out of place anger, it's been a fine day. All the more that it's strange, y'know?
I'll let you go then, but I love and miss you loads.
Laters, gator."
"Heya mum, s'just me yeah. Happy November— it's been a bit since you've answered one of my calls and I've not got a postcard from you in a while either.
Just thought I'd check in on you, see if everything was alright.
But, well, you've probably off and lost your charger again, let your phone die.
Just thought I'd check in on you, see if everything was alright.
But, well, you've probably off and lost your charger again, let your phone die.
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You really need to get better about that, I mean, I thought I was bad about losing things or misplacing them.
Anyway, don't want to take up too much time so I'll get going.
Just wanted to check on you like I said. Call me back when you've got a charge again, yeah?
Cheers.
Laters gators."
Anyway, don't want to take up too much time so I'll get going.
Just wanted to check on you like I said. Call me back when you've got a charge again, yeah?
Cheers.
Laters gators."
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You really need to get better about that, I mean, I thought I was bad about losing things or misplacing them.
Anyway, don't want to take up too much time so I'll get going.
Just wanted to check on you like I said. Call me back when you've got a charge again, yeah?
Cheers.
Laters gators."
Anyway, don't want to take up too much time so I'll get going.
Just wanted to check on you like I said. Call me back when you've got a charge again, yeah?
Cheers.
Laters gators."
//promise I'll do my best to be around more 😩
I miss Higgs and JP
and Margo and Jake
and Margo and Frank
and Khonshu and the Boys
and STEVEN AND ANPU 🥹😭
I miss Higgs and JP
and Margo and Jake
and Margo and Frank
and Khonshu and the Boys
and STEVEN AND ANPU 🥹😭
August 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
//promise I'll do my best to be around more 😩
I miss Higgs and JP
and Margo and Jake
and Margo and Frank
and Khonshu and the Boys
and STEVEN AND ANPU 🥹😭
I miss Higgs and JP
and Margo and Jake
and Margo and Frank
and Khonshu and the Boys
and STEVEN AND ANPU 🥹😭
Existing is a bit tiring sometimes, y'know?
August 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Existing is a bit tiring sometimes, y'know?
Offers a fresh cup of tea.
August 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Offers a fresh cup of tea.
*pretends not to exist*
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*pretends not to exist*