not so vanilla
@notsovanilla.bsky.social
wanderer. wheel spice. writing under the influence of ALS & butter.
don't call ALS a prison; in prison, there's hope
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
don't call ALS a prison; in prison, there's hope
it's such a treat when i find a 90-minute movie. like, what?! they still make you?!
April 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
it's such a treat when i find a 90-minute movie. like, what?! they still make you?!
i fed my history with ALS to ai and asked how much longer i have. chatgpt said 1 – 3 years; grok estimated two years. here is each reasoning:
April 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i fed my history with ALS to ai and asked how much longer i have. chatgpt said 1 – 3 years; grok estimated two years. here is each reasoning:
was about to tweet but as i opened the app, my thoughts vanished. poof, see ya never—brain fog. could be ALS or the countless times i've tumbled like a pinball & landed on my head. c'est ma vie. once quick-witted, my brain is now stuck in "i just woke up from a long nap" mode.
March 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
was about to tweet but as i opened the app, my thoughts vanished. poof, see ya never—brain fog. could be ALS or the countless times i've tumbled like a pinball & landed on my head. c'est ma vie. once quick-witted, my brain is now stuck in "i just woke up from a long nap" mode.
at this point, if apple came out with lumon water, mfs would be trampling each other to buy it and examine it for clues about the show
March 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
at this point, if apple came out with lumon water, mfs would be trampling each other to buy it and examine it for clues about the show
bsky could've called "posting" anything—beesk, skite, something equally inane—yet they went with the word that means "ejaculate."
March 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
bsky could've called "posting" anything—beesk, skite, something equally inane—yet they went with the word that means "ejaculate."
you'll never hear me say, "i don't wish ALS on anyone."
in fact, i want an ALS epidemic—for millions of people to wake up and suddenly start tripping on their feet, slurring their speech, or watching cups slip out of their grip.
for science, ofc.
in fact, i want an ALS epidemic—for millions of people to wake up and suddenly start tripping on their feet, slurring their speech, or watching cups slip out of their grip.
for science, ofc.
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
you'll never hear me say, "i don't wish ALS on anyone."
in fact, i want an ALS epidemic—for millions of people to wake up and suddenly start tripping on their feet, slurring their speech, or watching cups slip out of their grip.
for science, ofc.
in fact, i want an ALS epidemic—for millions of people to wake up and suddenly start tripping on their feet, slurring their speech, or watching cups slip out of their grip.
for science, ofc.
severance but for interacting with people
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
severance but for interacting with people
for valentine's day, four women from Her ALS Story share their experience with sex and love with ALS: heralsstory.org/blog/sex-wit...
Sex with ALS — Her ALS Story
“I slide with the silky sheets, sheets that in another room, indeed another life, would shout, ‘Hey, this bed is for sex!’”
heralsstory.org
February 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
for valentine's day, four women from Her ALS Story share their experience with sex and love with ALS: heralsstory.org/blog/sex-wit...
like some with gum, i will always have drugs
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
like some with gum, i will always have drugs
ALS: i'm taking over. this body is under my control now.
brain: you got it, pimp 🤟🏽
brain: you got it, pimp 🤟🏽
February 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ALS: i'm taking over. this body is under my control now.
brain: you got it, pimp 🤟🏽
brain: you got it, pimp 🤟🏽
if kendrick changes drake to donald or don in "not like us," i will post my most prized possession: the nudes i snapped of my healthy body
February 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if kendrick changes drake to donald or don in "not like us," i will post my most prized possession: the nudes i snapped of my healthy body
woke up today and chose violence
January 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
woke up today and chose violence
i would probably slaughter a newborn kitten to have sex with rihanna
January 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i would probably slaughter a newborn kitten to have sex with rihanna
get me tf out of this body
January 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
get me tf out of this body
lsd: 50% decrease in your homicidal ideation or your money back!
January 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
lsd: 50% decrease in your homicidal ideation or your money back!
life doesn't seem worth living without a nemesis
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
life doesn't seem worth living without a nemesis
mfs be like, "i think about you all the time," but without divulging said thoughts, so i'm only left to assume it's to plot my demise.
January 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
mfs be like, "i think about you all the time," but without divulging said thoughts, so i'm only left to assume it's to plot my demise.
any and all inauguration pics or videos i've seen has been entirely against my will
January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
any and all inauguration pics or videos i've seen has been entirely against my will
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Noise cancelling earplugs but for smells.
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Noise cancelling earplugs but for smells.
my signature sex move is elitist corpse
January 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my signature sex move is elitist corpse
every time i use my paralyzed finger to make myself cum, an angel gets its wings
January 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
every time i use my paralyzed finger to make myself cum, an angel gets its wings
cure ALS so i can spend just one day without human contact
January 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
cure ALS so i can spend just one day without human contact
i'm beyond lucky to have experienced the yucatan's beautiful beaches and tranquil towns before sargassum and excessive tourism depleted their charm
January 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i'm beyond lucky to have experienced the yucatan's beautiful beaches and tranquil towns before sargassum and excessive tourism depleted their charm