Fred the Mask Man
@notsohappysales.bsky.social
"Now, no time remains. And time is not eternal. Please value your time."
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🎭Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop!🎭
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP
"SayWhaNow..."
He is very concerned at that revelation.
"Your poor teeth..."
He is very concerned at that revelation.
"Your poor teeth..."
“I don’t have any.”
Shadow replied quietly, biting his nail, timidly shifting from side to side. Fred scared him!
“I eat rupees.”
Shadow replied quietly, biting his nail, timidly shifting from side to side. Fred scared him!
“I eat rupees.”
"Then young Shadow. It's 25 rupees. From your wallet."
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
"SayWhaNow..."
He is very concerned at that revelation.
"Your poor teeth..."
He is very concerned at that revelation.
"Your poor teeth..."
"Then young Shadow. It's 25 rupees. From your wallet."
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
“Shadow.”
Blue hissed, and the rest of them snickered as Shadow peeked his head out. He had the hood on already.
“But I like it…”
The shade mumbled, tugging on the ears quietly
Blue hissed, and the rest of them snickered as Shadow peeked his head out. He had the hood on already.
“But I like it…”
The shade mumbled, tugging on the ears quietly
Fred snapped back to his cordial self.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
"Then young Shadow. It's 25 rupees. From your wallet."
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
A teaching moment that will most likely be forgotten, but a moment none the less.
Fred snapped back to his cordial self.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
!
The shade immediately dove behind the purple one, Vio, holding onto his arm. He looked exactly like the rest of them, though with purple hair and red eyes. The rest of the siblings looked unimpressed.
“Yeah, he does that a lot.”
Blue said, putting some rupees on the table as an apology.
The shade immediately dove behind the purple one, Vio, holding onto his arm. He looked exactly like the rest of them, though with purple hair and red eyes. The rest of the siblings looked unimpressed.
“Yeah, he does that a lot.”
Blue said, putting some rupees on the table as an apology.
Freds had what seemed to be a sixth sense when it came to his masks. His face immediately turned into a frightening scowl as he instantly faced the other direction.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Fred snapped back to his cordial self.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
"My dear, you don't need to give me money if you've not purchased anything... /THEY/, however, need to return that bunny hood they have /behind their back/."
He extended a hand, opening his eyes for what seemed to be the first time in this interaction.
Freds had what seemed to be a sixth sense when it came to his masks. His face immediately turned into a frightening scowl as he instantly faced the other direction.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
“Hm.”
She nodded her head along and pulled out her wallet, counting through the rupees she had.
Meanwhile, something was poking around in the masks. A shadow was slinking around on the ground, grabbing whatever caught its interest as sneakily as it could.
She nodded her head along and pulled out her wallet, counting through the rupees she had.
Meanwhile, something was poking around in the masks. A shadow was slinking around on the ground, grabbing whatever caught its interest as sneakily as it could.
"Oh! I assumed- ... My apologies, ma'am. Each mask is priced according to rarity. One of a kind masks can fetch a few thousand rupees. Masks like the Keaton mask, which are still being produced, fetch about 10 to 15 rupees. So prices vary quite substantially. Beginning of the ledger is lowest cost."
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Freds had what seemed to be a sixth sense when it came to his masks. His face immediately turned into a frightening scowl as he instantly faced the other direction.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TRACK SOME OF THESE MASKS DOWN!?"
"Oh! I assumed- ... My apologies, ma'am. Each mask is priced according to rarity. One of a kind masks can fetch a few thousand rupees. Masks like the Keaton mask, which are still being produced, fetch about 10 to 15 rupees. So prices vary quite substantially. Beginning of the ledger is lowest cost."
“Lemme see!”
“No, I wanna see!”
They immediately began to bicker over the book, before Blue reached her hand over and grabbed it, shooting a glare at her brothers.
“Stop bickering like children! Jeez.”
She huffed, before looking down at the book.
“How much are these masks?”
“No, I wanna see!”
They immediately began to bicker over the book, before Blue reached her hand over and grabbed it, shooting a glare at her brothers.
“Stop bickering like children! Jeez.”
She huffed, before looking down at the book.
“How much are these masks?”
"Boys, settle down. Some of these masks are very fragile."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
"Oh! I assumed- ... My apologies, ma'am. Each mask is priced according to rarity. One of a kind masks can fetch a few thousand rupees. Masks like the Keaton mask, which are still being produced, fetch about 10 to 15 rupees. So prices vary quite substantially. Beginning of the ledger is lowest cost."
An absurdly large piano appears out of nowhere.
"Ah yes. My small travel piano. I was wondering where I put that."
"Ah yes. My small travel piano. I was wondering where I put that."
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
An absurdly large piano appears out of nowhere.
"Ah yes. My small travel piano. I was wondering where I put that."
"Ah yes. My small travel piano. I was wondering where I put that."
"Boys, settle down. Some of these masks are very fragile."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
!
The siblings couldn’t help but laugh when the shop suddenly appeared, gathering around the table.
“Can we see? Can we see everything?”
“Move, you’re stepping on my foot!”
“Owww, Blue! That hurts!”
The siblings couldn’t help but laugh when the shop suddenly appeared, gathering around the table.
“Can we see? Can we see everything?”
“Move, you’re stepping on my foot!”
“Owww, Blue! That hurts!”
He mumbled under his breath.
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
"Boys, settle down. Some of these masks are very fragile."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
He pulled out an absurdly large leather bound book with pictures of each of the masks he has in his stock.
"Look through this, tell me which ones strike your fancy, and I can show you them in the flesh, so to speak."
He mumbled under his breath.
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
“Aren’t you a merchant? We want to buy things!”
The one in red replied, bouncing on his toes.
“I wanna see! I wanna see!”
The one in red replied, bouncing on his toes.
“I wanna see! I wanna see!”
"And you're all short."
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
November 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
He mumbled under his breath.
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
"Why yes. Yes I am. I own the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule Castle Town."
I'm the blinked of an eye a small merchant's table was set up and he was seated behind it.
"But far be it from me to make you travel all the way there!"
"Who the hell is Fred Fredburger, and why do I keep getting his mail?!"
November 30, 2024 at 4:29 PM
"Who the hell is Fred Fredburger, and why do I keep getting his mail?!"
"For any travelers curious about Hyrule's currency.
Green Rupee: 1.
Blue Rupee: 5.
Yellow Rupee: 10.
Red Rupee: 20.
Purple Rupee: 50.
Orange Rupee: 100.
Silver Rupee: 200.
Conversion rate from other currencies is different per store owner, I go by weight of coinage."
Green Rupee: 1.
Blue Rupee: 5.
Yellow Rupee: 10.
Red Rupee: 20.
Purple Rupee: 50.
Orange Rupee: 100.
Silver Rupee: 200.
Conversion rate from other currencies is different per store owner, I go by weight of coinage."
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 PM
"For any travelers curious about Hyrule's currency.
Green Rupee: 1.
Blue Rupee: 5.
Yellow Rupee: 10.
Red Rupee: 20.
Purple Rupee: 50.
Orange Rupee: 100.
Silver Rupee: 200.
Conversion rate from other currencies is different per store owner, I go by weight of coinage."
Green Rupee: 1.
Blue Rupee: 5.
Yellow Rupee: 10.
Red Rupee: 20.
Purple Rupee: 50.
Orange Rupee: 100.
Silver Rupee: 200.
Conversion rate from other currencies is different per store owner, I go by weight of coinage."
"And you're all short."
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
“Hi!”
The group of identical heroes stood in a circle around the merchant. The only things different about them were their clothes colors. Red, blue, green, and purple.
“You look funny.”
The one in red said
The group of identical heroes stood in a circle around the merchant. The only things different about them were their clothes colors. Red, blue, green, and purple.
“You look funny.”
The one in red said
November 30, 2024 at 4:13 PM
"And you're all short."
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
He replied in jest.
"Is there anything I can help you young gentlemen with? Or have we come to gawk at the ginger man?"
Reposted by Fred the Mask Man
Four from Four Swords/Minish Cap/Linked Universe!
Admin is 🐝
🐝 is 22
MUSES ARE MINORS NO LEWD
Blue, Shadow, Green, Red, Vio.
~~~~
Art is from Linked Universe on Tumblr and Four Sword/Minish Cap Mangas
Admin is 🐝
🐝 is 22
MUSES ARE MINORS NO LEWD
Blue, Shadow, Green, Red, Vio.
~~~~
Art is from Linked Universe on Tumblr and Four Sword/Minish Cap Mangas
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Four from Four Swords/Minish Cap/Linked Universe!
Admin is 🐝
🐝 is 22
MUSES ARE MINORS NO LEWD
Blue, Shadow, Green, Red, Vio.
~~~~
Art is from Linked Universe on Tumblr and Four Sword/Minish Cap Mangas
Admin is 🐝
🐝 is 22
MUSES ARE MINORS NO LEWD
Blue, Shadow, Green, Red, Vio.
~~~~
Art is from Linked Universe on Tumblr and Four Sword/Minish Cap Mangas
Shop sign reads Open.
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Shop sign reads Open.
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
Reposted by Fred the Mask Man
"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended."
-Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
#LoZRP #MVRP
-Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
#LoZRP #MVRP
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November 22, 2024 at 8:35 PM
".... Hmmmm, where is that young man with the green tunic..."
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 PM
".... Hmmmm, where is that young man with the green tunic..."
Reposted by Fred the Mask Man
"I knew you would leave the forest someday Link." "But that's ok, because we'll be friends forever...won't we?"
RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take.
Not new to the verse or the character.
SFW is preferred as per usual so yeah.
#LoZRP #SSBRP #MVRP #ZeldaRP #NintendoRP
RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take.
Not new to the verse or the character.
SFW is preferred as per usual so yeah.
#LoZRP #SSBRP #MVRP #ZeldaRP #NintendoRP
a video game character sitting on a tree stump
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November 30, 2024 at 1:26 AM
"I knew you would leave the forest someday Link." "But that's ok, because we'll be friends forever...won't we?"
RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take.
Not new to the verse or the character.
SFW is preferred as per usual so yeah.
#LoZRP #SSBRP #MVRP #ZeldaRP #NintendoRP
RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take.
Not new to the verse or the character.
SFW is preferred as per usual so yeah.
#LoZRP #SSBRP #MVRP #ZeldaRP #NintendoRP
🎭Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop!🎭
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP
a blurred image of a person standing in a field
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November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
🎭Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop!🎭
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP
The Happy Mask Salesman Fred
Traveler, owner, and sole proprietor of the Happy Mask Shop
#LegendOfZeldaRP #MVRP #SFWRP