Basically he just got up on Carmilla's conference table and did that Cuban Pete dance scene from the mask.

Apparently, it doesn't matter how many people explain to me why I'm wrong; I'm still on my Sinner Adam bullshit. And this is my last chance to ramble about how I'm right before the finale proves me wrong. Because I swear it couldn't be tee'd up better right now.

Ok, f it. I'm gonna put my Rosie theory from last season here for posterity. Still feelin' pretty confident about it post-S02E04.

love this for her, honestly

go off, queen

Husband: Let's go out tonight.
Me: I can't. I have a thing.
Husband: What thing?
Me: A television show at 3AM.

So, I'm going out.

OMG MY BABIES

I definitely didn't take the scenes at the hotel full of Sinners frame by frame looking for Adam like he's a cryptid.

If kink memes were still a thing, I would have so much reading material right now. I keep refreshing ao3 hoping for one brave deviant. 😔