My sweet old lady doge turned 15 today 😭

It’s so wild to think that last year we weren’t even sure that she would make it to 14. But now she’s a healthy, happy, sassy, incredibly spoiled girl living her best old lady life.

As compensation, here’s one of my favorite photos of the night 🍿💛

Please enjoy this 3-second video from last night of me realizing my camera started recording a video while in photography mode.

Apparently my camera decided to troll me last night too 😂

Brought my potato to work today to combat the anxiety I had about my first day on the job 🤎

Nothing quite says “Oh shit, the in-laws are coming” like pulling two all-nighters to completely reset the house after you’ve been traveling the past week and fighting off a sinus infection this week 😅

Thank goodness my sleep schedule hasn’t recovered yet lol

I can’t complain too much though, the vibes have been immaculate this morning (& all weekend), and I love it here.

Lastly, and arguably the MOST cursed— I can’t remember how long it’s been since I laughed this hard 💀

“The Hash Slinging Floater”

As if I wasn’t already wheezing enough and working on the ab muscles “Paint Me Like One of Your French Fish” absolutely sent me 😂

Was told I could name a “ship” and for funsies threw some themes into ChatGPT just to see what it would come up with…

And boy did it deliver on some positively cursed names.

“Velma, Where Are You?” is so out of pocket and had me in tears 😂